You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Skyrim When... : V - Skyrim

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:39 am

When you've gained 10 pounds in a week, haven't saved in months, and do not know of this "outside" people talk about.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:17 pm

You know you're playing too much Skyrim when you're spending more time one the Forums talking about it than you are playing it.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:48 pm

You know you're playing too much Skyrim when you are like me and you are losing sleep over the forums.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:02 am

When the arrow to the knee joke gets old

When you get the theme song stuck in your head just from the thought of it

When you look at how much time you've played

When you see a dragon and think, *sigh* alright let's just get this over with.

When you start dumping money into houses just cause' you can

When you hum the theme song around your girl/boy friend who doesn't play Skyrim

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:04 pm

You suddenly and uncontrollably want to collect as many ruined books as you can ...

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:47 am

When you drive in your car and look on the roadside for flowers to collect.

When you look on the map, pointing with your finger on it and think "I WAS there before, why it does not work"

When you are open a book and reading only two sites and waiting for an effect.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:28 pm

You pass a health food store, and wonder if they have void salts....

Your wife says "I'm going to the hardware store", and you ask her to get you leather strips and steel ingots for that new blade.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:55 am

1. when you have the strong desire to learn dragonic

2. when you look at the preordered skyrim map on the wall and think its the real world

3. when you try to activate wait in school

4. when you try to use the voice of the empire irl

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:07 pm

1. when you have the strong desire to learn dragonic

2. when you look at the preordered skyrim map on the wall and think its the real world

3. when you try to activate wait in school

4. when you try to use the voice of the empire irl

off topic but whats this preorder map? i heard it being advertised but I bought my copy a week after it came out and I still got a map with it

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:03 am

When I got up this morning, went to make the coffee, the jar said "Empty" on it, for a split second, I had to do a double-take, thing is, it was empty though.... :ermm:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:35 am

When you shout LOK-VAH-KOOR to get clear skies.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:08 am

I once fell off my BMX and cut myself and my friend said dude you okay? and i said dont worry its not like i took an arrow to the knee or anything! and he jsut looked at me like 0.o

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:15 pm

You are throwing rocks to a cart and expecting a hilarious havok explosion!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:04 am

2. when you look at the preordered skyrim map on the wall and think its the real world

I got to totally bring a skyrim map out with me if incase I get lost trying to find a place inrl. Will help loads.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:01 am

... when you start admiring how sharp and pristine the shadows all around you look!

EDIT: ... when you stare at some tree shadows in front of you, expecting it to suddenly move a few inches at a time.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:05 am

off topic but whats this preorder map? i heard it being advertised but I bought my copy a week after it came out and I still got a map with it

The map for the pre-order is on heavy duty paper and not as shiny. Their maybe extra places marked on the map also.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:03 pm

...when you realise you played Skyrim all night..
(this happened to me two nights ago)

...When you shout 'Fus Rah da' at everyone if they block your path (my brother dies that all time!)

...when you start dreaming about being your Skyrim character and kill all the dragons

..when you expect to find a new Shout word near some ruins or mountains you pass by..

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:51 am

You yell Fus Ro Dah instead of F-U

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:20 am

When you played more than 1 hour.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:55 pm

When you get a cut and stand there looking at it thinking "why am I not regenerating...omg I must be a vampire..."

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:30 pm

When you're watching Walking Dead and think
"God I hate draugers," and
"Too bad they don't have sparks/disintegration perk."

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:27 pm

When you open urns to see if there is any loot

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:33 pm

Passing by a bush with blue/red/purple flowers and suppressing the urge to pick them. Or seeing the letter "E" flash in front of them.
Constantly thinking about what I want to do next in-game, when I'ma t work or bored.
Wishing that the amount of gold I've collected in-game could be translated to real life $$.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:25 pm

When you don't want to enter or exit a building because you'll have to wait for the other side to load. Actually did this.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:50 am

When you don't want to enter or exit a building because you'll have to wait for the other side to load. Actually did this.

Lol, but since when do you have to wait for the other side to load?