another funny shout would be for only female dovahkin and make them scream so loud everyones head explodes

This is what I was thinking.

dude a dragon form would be so AWESOME

Actually, I read somewhere that there is a demon horse thing that you can call to you from anywhere and he'll poof to you. It probably will be a shout or a pwer, but I think it will be in a more Odahviing style, where you have to shout all three words for something to happen.

But the tornado shout sounds pretty cool

Lol blatantly copying dishonored's ideas.

Love it!!! I want to be a dragon!!

horse shout-call for your horse when they're not around and then shout again to send them away...imo this would solve alot of problems with horses getting in your way or getting killed and trying to be warriors, you're a horse dam you now be off

shadowmere is 3 syllables so it would be a perfect horse to shout for

a small black whole which will svck your enemys in and when you learn a new word the black whole gets wider so it can take in more enemys also this black whole could send them to OBLIVION!

The new shout they are adding to dawnguard sounds beautiful.

Petrificate
Turns the enemy into a statue

Gravity Bend: 10 seconds of zero gravity.
Unrelenting Pull: Pull enemies toward you with great force.
Snow call: With the sound of your voice you can summon a blizzard of hail.
Life Drain: Drain the life of the target.
Dragon Flight: jump high into the air. (imagine this with a swordsman during a dragon fight!)
Dragon Sight: Reveals the location of the nearest dragon.
Summon Dragon Priest: Summon a dragon priest to aid you in combat.

To be honest they should add most of the powers from http://www.dishonored.com/ into skyrim...

All of these sounds awesome!

I'd love to fly around in dragon form ^^ that'd look badass as hell

That one mod that adds the Cheese shout looked freaking awesome. I mean shout and it rains explosive cheese. That would be awesome!

Induced wailing - shouting at your wife makes her cry

"I used to be an adventurer like you then I-" No, you really didn't

I can't think of any shouts at the minute, but I'll try and come up with some later

Gee Oh Pee

Stops your enemy's forward progress. The second word makes them believe you're on their side. The strongest form also gives you 99% of their gold.

You may wet yourself when using all three words, but you'll enjoy it and think it makes you more attractive.

Clear This Up - this shout only works when you have a housecarl or spouse. It can only be used in your home/s.

Stage 1 - the room you are in gets messed up and your housecarl/spouse clears it up and sorts the items while you're away
Stage 2 - Same as stage 1 but applies to the whole house
Stage 3 - Same as stage 2 but your housecarl/spouse also feels the need to put dinner on the table

aaaaaaaahhhhhh i got one how about a shout that poisons the target (not good) how about one that allow you to create a decoy useful if your low on health or a low level surrounded by a group of enemies (getting there) i got it how about one that lets you transform into a animal of varying degrees depending on the stage of the shout (money maker) i know its been said before......... but still

explodes people into tiny pieces

I want a shout similar to the Mysterious Stranger in Fallout. When you use the shout a Vampire hunter wearing a waistcoat and hat with an automatic crossbow drops in from nowhere and kills all vampires in the area.

I was reading the OP's post and the posts about a teleport shout and I immediately said this to myself as well....surprised nobody else has noticed how similar these suggestions are to Dishonored's stuff.

Possession screams Dishonored, and Teleporting Shout that can be like a stealthy version of whirlwind sprint.....screams Blink in Dishonored! =D

Imo, everyone should just pre-order Dishonored!

Obliterate - you can use if the enemy life is under 30 %
You call a dragon and the dragon burns your enemy

Hmmmm... I think a shout that can temporarily blind your enemy's with a bright flash. Exclusive the the Dawnguard faction only.

Name: "Truth Be Told"
Words: Yah-Seek, Vahzah-True, Wuth- Wise
Description: Gain the knowledge of the prophets and use your Thu'um to speak into the future.
Effect: Grants players divine-like reflexes by slowing time, and during this time all attacks trigger One-hit kill camera effects. This allows the player to dispatch of large quantity of enemies or at least cripple their numbers. 1 word learned=slow time for 15 sec, 2 words= activate instant kill shot camera, 3 words= Increases the length to 30 sec. Compatible with all weapons so this+bow/werewolf/Vamplord=death to all unfortunate souls who cross your path
Name: "Berate"
Words: Beyn-Scorn, Banaar-Humble, Nahlot-Silenced
Description: Your Thu'um is stern and harsh as you warn those foolish enough to raise their tongue to you.
Effect: Typically a defensive shout but can be offensive too. Works namely on all threats except animals. Prevents threats from unsheathing their sword and slows them down(kinda like disarm but they actually won't be able to just automatically re-equip their weapons). Also prevents spell casting and shouting (this goes for Draugr and Dragons too). So basically it humbles and silences your opponents making them unable to challenge you, temporarily of course. 1st word Scorn-works well on Draugr and melee enemies(perfect for mages and distance players), 2nd word Humble-works well against spellswords and necromancers etc (perfect to help close combat fighters and melee goers), 3rd word Silenced-Prevents shouts so good for fighting both draugr and dragons(helps all players and adventurers).
Well those are my two