Astrid is SMOKIN' hot : V - Skyrim

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:23 pm

You can barley see her- she blends in to the wall so much i walked past her several times.

Or she blends in with the floor.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:29 am

Oh yes, dear http://i40.tinypic.com/195i1l.jpg

That's the day she learned not to tell Dovahkiin what to do.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:56 pm

You need to get out more.

You need more of Astrid.

Oh yes, dear http://i40.tinypic.com/195i1l.jpg

That's the day she learned not to tell Dovahkiin what to do.

Your loss. That's the hottest piece of ass in gaming right there.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:51 am

She likes it doggy I hear.

That why she married that werewolf.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594715184707099147/CB44E98B287F3803EE4B7019F52A5ECDBC975F3B/

I'm pretty sure the devs put her like this on purpose. I mean you come back from questing and she's always bend over like that, speaking with that sixy voice.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:13 am

She probably stinks, nobody in Skyrim takes a bath.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:48 am

You are confused. Kim Kardashian is hot; Astrid is a collection of pixels.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:39 pm

You need more of Astrid.

Your loss. That's the hottest piece of ass in gaming right there.

Looks like the ass is still intact.

You are confused. Kim Kardashian is hot; Astrid is a collection of pixels.

Meh, either way you're jerkin' it to an idealized image that you have no chance with in real life. Who are you to judge?

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:26 pm

Looks like the ass is still intact.

Meh, either way you're jerkin' it to an idealized image that you have no chance with in real life. Who are you to judge?

I love this guy.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:53 am

She probably stinks, nobody in Skyrim takes a bath.

This ^

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:48 pm

This ^

http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/9/9b/Hunter_Jacuzzi_Camp.jpg*

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Spoiler

You can find a couple of bathing hunters in Eastmarch, enjoying the hot springs there.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:36 pm

thread should have a spoiler tags

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:29 pm

Spoiler

Plus the fact she tries setting you up to die then ends up burned to a crisp...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:19 am

wow..now thats what I call a blantant spoiler..dude put that in tags

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:04 am

No argument? Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder? That's a lie. Beauty is in the eyes of Astrid.

And I tell you guys it's my character and not me.

Uk huh lol jk she is the best looking

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:19 pm

She likes it doggy I hear.

That why she married that werewolf.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594715184707099147/CB44E98B287F3803EE4B7019F52A5ECDBC975F3B/

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:03 am

You are confused. Kim Kardashian is hot; Astrid is a collection of pixels.

So all that talk about Skyrim being real was a lie? Thank you. Now I'll buy a plane ticket to the US, I think I have a better chance with Kim.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:04 pm

You are confused. Kim Kardashian is hot; Astrid is a collection of pixels.

I think I still prefer Astrid....

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:03 pm

She actually overheated in one of my games.

Spoiler

http://i43.tinypic.com/10e1m5e.jpg

Now *that's* a smokin' babe.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:27 am

You need more of Astrid.

Your loss. That's the hottest piece of ass in gaming right there.

Um, I thought it was only *your character* who thought that? Is your Skyrim character typing out your posts on the internet, now? :lmao:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:44 pm

I do like her voice. I haven't seen enough of her to say weather she's Hot.

All the female bodies are the same.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:28 am

I did instantly fall for her at first, I'll admit it.

Once I got to the Sanctuary and found out she not only had a husband, but he was a Nord Werewolf.. I was like "[censored]".

As far as humans go, yes she's the hottest no doubt. But if you ask me? Karliah.

Her purple hypnotic eyes, and her voice.. so calm yet bone chilling and enticing.. yup Karliah.

Too bad neither of them are very bright, or clever for that matter.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:31 pm

You are confused. Kim Kardashian is hot; Astrid is a collection of pixels.

There is so much I could same about Kim, but I don't want to troll. That right there should give you my general opinion of her.

As for Astrid. What does pixels have to do with being attracted to someone? Liking someones personality or physical body has nothing to do with whether they are connected with your "reality".

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:47 am

You are confused. Kim Kardashian is hot; Astrid is a collection of pixels.

Since I am sure I will never see Kim in person she is also nothing more than a bunch of pixels. In fact, I'm not sure you guys/gals even exist?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:31 am

Later on in the game she gets even hotter.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:38 pm

Since I am sure I will never see Kim in person she is also nothing more than a bunch of pixels. In fact, I'm not sure you guys/gals even exist?

How do we even know we ourselves aren't a simulation? :bonk: