Astrid is SMOKIN' hot : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:00 am

weather she's Hot.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:35 pm

Am I the only one who drooled over her SMOKIN's body at the end of the Dark brotherhood quest? I viewed her crispy body like chicken!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:46 am

http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/9/9b/Hunter_Jacuzzi_Camp.jpg*

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Spoiler

You can find a couple of bathing hunters in Eastmarch, enjoying the hot springs there.

Unless it's like Iceland there, and contains sulphur. Then she'll stink even more than your average Skyrim non-bather.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:24 pm

A thread talkin' about a bunch of pixels that are supposed to be "hot" ? and even of Kim Kardashian ?

And i thought i was the oddest :biggrin:

yeah,Astrid was still smokin' on my evil playtrough for the record.

At least until i've reanimated her with Dead Thralls ,temporarily bring with me and cicero and finally decided to let the "poor body" refrigerating and find relief in the Sea of Ghost.

An almost useless and superficial character in my opinion,even after she died.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:42 am

Oh and by the way Halle berry kicks the [censored] outta Kim Kardashian over beauty any day of the week.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:42 am

Plenty of hotter NPC's IMO. But it depends what they're wearing... seeing as they have different briasts each time they equip a different armour. Karliah is hot, so is Niranye (Altmer fence in Windhelm). Some of the miners are lookers, and so are a few of the housecarls (seeing as Jordis and Lydia look EXACTLY THE SAME.)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:25 am

I too fell in love with Astrid- ever since she sat on that wardrobe and spoke in such a seductive voice.
If you could mix Poison Ivy, Catwoman and Black Widow you'd get Astrid. She's that damn beautiful.

Luckily, one of my characters is a werewolf.. and I know how she likes to do things doggy style.. :tongue:

All the female bodies are the same.

Incorrect. A PC female dovahkiin can have a different body. And you can always change the NPCs shape in the CK, I'm sure. :happy:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:42 pm

She probably stinks, nobody in Skyrim takes a bath.

So? I heard people in civilizations unlike our current one, people didn't smell as bad as we do. PRobably something to do with all the chemicals. Same for the lack of brushing, our food has gotten worse for our teeth exponentially in the last few decades. There is a water source in the Sanctuary so some of it could be a designated washing area. Just because the NPCs aren't scripted to do something doesn't mean it doesn't canonically happen.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:04 am

Met her for the first time last night. I wasn't impressed.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:57 pm

So? I heard people in civilizations unlike our current one, people didn't smell as bad as we do. PRobably something to do with all the chemicals. Same for the lack of brushing, our food has gotten worse for our teeth exponentially in the last few decades. There is a water source in the Sanctuary so some of it could be a designated washing area. Just because the NPCs aren't scripted to do something doesn't mean it doesn't canonically happen.

Indeed. Nobody goes for a piss in Star Wars ergo - everyone has gargantuan bladders.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:00 pm

She actually overheated in one of my games.

Spoiler

http://i43.tinypic.com/10e1m5e.jpg

That's exactly what I meant in my post. :lol:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:44 pm

So...Astrid commits bestiality? My character married Aela. But since he's a werewolf, it makes sense.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:37 pm

I think Aela looks better in the nvde mod. Check it out. I put spoiler tags so the younger audiences won't see. I don't want to get in trouble by Bethesda.

Spoiler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4IqAMwAGn1w/STBCfxcjnSI/AAAAAAAAK_o/y7Ry9TFlWxo/s400/pervert.jpg

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:17 pm

Oh yes, dear http://i40.tinypic.com/195i1l.jpg

That's the day she learned not to tell Dovahkiin what to do.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614975232928601026/D884B0A7F32D9FD5D05A62FCB1C5C80102A803A8/

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:11 pm

Unless it's like Iceland there, and contains sulphur. Then she'll stink even more than your average Skyrim non-bather.

Sulphur, yes, that is why the water about the bathers is yellow tinged. Okay, that explains it better....

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:25 pm

Astrid is a smoking, hot piece of charred flesh. :biggrin:

First she sends random assassins at me, then she tries to force me into the Dark Bortherhood? Right, sure...

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:32 pm

Eh... She was even hotter in the end of the questline... :devil:

To be honest, that's what I thought the OP meant from the title.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:35 pm

i was so happy when i got to send that [censored] to the void...nobody disrespects my mother

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:04 pm

i was so happy when i got to send that [censored] to the void...nobody disrespects my mother

Your mother gives me tedious repetitive chores. Astrid on the otherhand makes for an interesing conversation.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:17 am

Your mother gives me tedious repetitive chores. Astrid on the otherhand makes for an interesing conversation.

fair enough but i signed on the join the dark brotherhood, not "Astrid's Bully Squad"

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:06 am

fair enough but i signed on the join the dark brotherhood, not "Astrid's Bully Squad"

Yes, that's what eventually turned me off from her. She made a nice entrance and first impression and during the first couple of missions she was nice. But she later devolved into paranoia and treason. She only cared for you to recognize her authority and that you do her every bidding and didn't care for the mother or the tenets of the brotherhood. Some of the other members in the brotherhood that were killed like Festus Krex and Arnbjorn ended up being better characters.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:59 am

hmm...i wonder why she never tried to recruit the butcher?

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:26 pm

Yes she is one of the hottest npcs in the game.

Not just for her looks, but because she's strong, a leader and a deadly killer.
She's cool. I wish she was in it more.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:56 pm

I'll admit that I thought she was hot, but when I asked her out on a date she shot me down in flames.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:11 pm

Astrid is SMOKIN' hot?

Is that before or after she's smokin hot?