Astrid is SMOKIN' hot : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:37 am

How do we even know we ourselves aren't a simulation? :bonk:

Next time your hand moves? That was me.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:27 am

How do we even know we ourselves aren't a simulation? :bonk:

que matrix music

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:50 am

How do we even know we ourselves aren't a simulation? :bonk:

I feel a matrix reference coming

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:40 pm

I feel a matrix reference coming :smile:

Don't look up...

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:56 pm

Ehh, Astrid is pretty ugly. And I don't get the fuss over Karliah either. I'm picky with virtual women I guess

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:08 pm

Ehh, Astrid is pretty ugly. And I don't get the fuss over Karliah either. I'm picky with virtual women I guess :wink:

Yeah, I left my heart with Alyx Vance, long ago.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:24 am

Yeah, I left my heart with Alyx Vance, long ago.

Meanwhile....Still waiting....

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:15 am

She's a badass sixy character and my favorite candidate to marriage alongside Vex.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:23 pm

How do we even know we ourselves aren't a simulation? :bonk:

Try blowing your brains out with a shotgun and tell us whether or not your simulation comes to an end... I'm pretty sure the person who has to clean up the mess won't appreciate this experiment, by the way... his/her simulation would, therefore, svck.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:43 am

Ehh, Astrid is pretty ugly. And I don't get the fuss over Karliah either. I'm picky with virtual women I guess :wink:

Cool. Thanks for letting me know. I don't feel bad about cutting her to bits now. Reminds me of the time I took this radio DJ out on a date. Her voice was hot on the radio but...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:10 am

You are confused. Kim Kardashian is hot; Astrid is a collection of pixels.

LOL Kim Kardashian is almost as fake as Astrid. Silicon parts are made for toys.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:58 pm

Try blowing your brains out with a shotgun and tell us whether or not your simulation comes to an end... I'm pretty sure the person who has to clean up the mess won't appreciate this experiment, by the way... his/her simulation would, therefore, svck.

And the mortician that has to create a fake head for the funeral preparations.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:29 pm

...

I hope Lady Azura boils your character alive for posting a spoiler like this... And that even was your first [censored] post, no fishy stick for you!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:14 am

Your loss. That's the hottest piece of ass in gaming right there.

Not a big loss to me mate. In fact, one of my more satisfying and justified punishments I've performed. Plus, I married Jordis, that hot little piece of tail.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:08 pm

she is definitely smoking hot during the last dark brotherhood quests

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:26 am

Oh yes, dear http://i40.tinypic.com/195i1l.jpg

That's the day she learned not to tell Dovahkiin what to do.

LOL

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:27 pm

Bad pun

I'm not sure he even knows that it is a pun

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» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:04 am

by far the hottest woman in the game. muhahahahahahaha!!

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:01 pm

*looks around*

Ah... well. This thread isn't at all what I was expecting. Sorry to intrude.

It's just that I thought for sure I smelled bacon.

:banana:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:23 am

She probably stinks, nobody in Skyrim takes a bath.

The one who did, took an arrow (in the knee) from Falmers.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:35 am

Yeah, I left my heart with Alyx Vance, long ago.

I know what you mean :wub:

And i'm still hoping in vain that Valve learns to count to three :hehe:

Karliah has nice look and voice, but her occupation and her fanaticism about it makes me walk slowly backwards :bolt:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:44 am

I happen to like the housecarl for proudspire manor...I forget her name at the moment. I do like Karliah too, but I don't think she is able to be married.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:56 pm

Spoiler

Sorry, I chopped her head off

then took pride in killing all of her other Comrades :turned:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:00 am

Astrid is smokin' hot. Close proximity to a flame atronach will do that to someone.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:25 pm

Oh yes, dear http://i40.tinypic.com/195i1l.jpg

That's the day she learned not to tell Dovahkiin what to do.

ooh, great representation on what I did

although she was on her Knees when I did it.
when she asked me who in the Room had the contract, I showed her the 305723 contracts she put on me.