1. Look at em, they're bad as*.
2. Look at their woman, some they shave their heads and that is bad as*.
3. Orcs are so good at crafting weapons and armor, the orc that just killed you back there prolly made that armor AND weapon himself.
4. They're bigger than the average man = intimidation.
5. Growing up in an orc stronghold is a lifelong bad as* training camp.
6. A dragon that wanders into an orc stronghold would be called a p*ssy and eaten for lunch.
7. They kill their own chief to replace him instead of voting for a new one.
8. Their homeland is in the mountains where they worship Malacath (one BA dude) and kill shi* for fun.
9. All four strongholds in Skyrim are in strategic corners of the map ready to eliminate the inferior Nords... and everyone else.
10. You're probably mad right now you didn't make an orc.
11. Orcs don't run from a battle.
12. Orcs are the finest troops in all of NIRN.
Yup, Orcs are pretty BA... how's your race going for ya?