If Bethesda made an RPG based on your life...

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:46 am

Lol I get into my shennanigans sometimes, so that might be fun.
But most of the time its go to school then go home and play games.
Also study for exams tomorrow D:
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:50 am

Bethesda would screw it up. But if they made it anyways, it would sell and would probably get an 8 on IGN, and maybe a 9.5 on some indie sites.
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carley moss
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 5:47 am

I'd play it. Finally an RPG that could top Morrowind when it comes to having many books in it.
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Jennie Skeletons
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 8:36 am

It would be one of these slow-paced, ponderous, really "deep" indie games, one part horror, one part RL sim, one part action adventure. It would have great graphics and a really unique aesthetic. And a boss protagonist.

It would be a critical and sleeper hit.

It would be rated 23+. (Does that rating even still exist?)
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Nicholas
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:18 am

what would it be like?

Would it sell?

what would its rating be ?

RPG about an average kid in college. Considering 1/3 of it would be attending classes/studying, 1/3 of it would be being bored/hanging out with friends casually to kill boredom, and the other 1/3 would consist of partying in which the player would actually not be drunk (maybe), it'd probably be a pretty awful game.

No

M for a lot of different things

Not that I don't enjoy my life, but I would never imagine it to be exciting enough to make a game about. Maybe a book, that going into detail about all the drama and funny things that happen. I could imagine some people would be interested to read into how my mind thinks when we smoke a certain substance.
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Suzie Dalziel
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 11:34 am

Nerdy computer guy: The game, rather boring, expect when reading (interesting) lore or watching ponies.

It would not sell

it would be rated (since this is vague I'll do both) Ao, I've seen some awful things :ahhh: and on a scale of 1 to 10? 4-5/10 at the most I'd say.
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Nick Tyler
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:33 pm

It would be a Sims knock off that would cause Bethesda to get sued and eventually closed.
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Lillian Cawfield
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:59 am

Bloody boring.

No.

R18+ for all the six, drugs, gorey violence and dipictions of torture. Ironically, I wouldn't be able to play it myself here in Aus.
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Bethany Watkin
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:34 am

It wouldn't sell. They wouldn't be able to market it. They wouldn't be able to put it in stores. My life is a pormography. I'm surrounded by naked women, men and she-men all the time. Partaking is pleasures of the flesh non-stop for days on end. It's a terrible life I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.

Because who would want their worst enemies to have six 24/7? Pfft, that's all me baby!
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Jordyn Youngman
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:38 pm

School. Games. Internet. mastvrbation. Sleep.

Rinse and repeat. Pretty dull game if you ask me.
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Wane Peters
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 5:21 am

It would be pretty cool, if you can get through the School levels without shooting yourself.
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George PUluse
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:05 am

If Bethesda made a game of my life, it would consist of one fade-to-black after another, punctuated by periods of timewasting on the internet.
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Alyesha Neufeld
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:53 am

If Bethesda made a game about me, it would svck... Unless I knew they were doing it, then I would go do some amazing stuff.
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Jack Walker
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:15 am

It would be full of extreme social awkwardness, crappy jokes, and boring.
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Stephanie Nieves
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:35 am

The ratings board wouldn't allow 90% of what I spend my time doing :banana:


In seriousness it would be pretty dull, "You just changed a nappy!, Gain 10 XP"
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:33 pm

Mine couldn't sell in regular stores. You see having blackouts don't help out your case. At least when you come back to school after disapparing for two days and all the girls are eyeing your crotch area. I'll never know why, but it sure as hell helped me out then and now. So let's go with this.

Filled with weird [censored].

Maybe.

5-6/10.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 5:49 am

The tutorial would be four hours long.

Then the game ends.
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Nick Tyler
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 8:08 am

woops double post.
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lucy chadwick
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:06 am

The tutorial would be four hours long.

Then the game ends.
I'd play that game for eternity.

In my RPG Bethesda would have to put every game I have ever played in it, making it the best game ever.
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JeSsy ArEllano
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:59 pm

The span of time would make this game unplayable at best;

Call of Duty-> "Something drunk and debauchery with lulz"-> Myst-> Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Along those lines. Rated mature. Sales to date: Chapter 11 with a federal probe onto embezzlement.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 10:32 am

Guitar Hero / Rock band / The Sims
Yes.
M or AO. Y'know... groupies and such. :tongue:



The tutorial would be four hours long.

Then the game ends.
You made me spit my water out. >:c
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:23 am

it'd be awesome, it'd be like Mass Effect

you know

without the epic combat
or the dramatic story-line of epic proportions

BUT it would have the dialogue wheel
but all the options would end in disaster :(
When you tried to get to know your companions (people I've known in my life) they'd all just say [censored] off

oh yeah and the graphics would be half as good as a typical game's are now to simulate my half-blindness, and the sound would be semi-muted to simulate my half-deafness

my only attributes would be preception, intelligence and charisma, but each point you put into the attribute would worsen the effect

by the end of the game you would probably hate me

finally it would probably be cripplingly boring.

it would be rated M probably on the count of all the swearing, inappropriate jokes and other not so pleasent things that go on in life..

or I could model it like a LucasArts Adventure game and make it really goofy
hat works too :tongue:
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Kristian Perez
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:35 pm

What if my life were the graphics? :wacko:

There would still be complaints about "muddy textures" :laugh:
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Kelly James
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 5:27 am

What if my life were the graphics? :wacko:

There would still be complaints about "muddy textures" :laugh:
And ridiculously ugly character models.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:49 pm

Character creation would be fun, though.
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