If Bethesda made an RPG based on your life...

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:59 am

It would be a game of balancing time and micromanagement. And a little bit of fun. Sounds pretty boring, really.
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Lyndsey Bird
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:58 am

....If it started from my childhood it would be awesome, since I was the real Denis The Menace since 1992.
Like most games though it would get progressively duller as it drew to this day, working in an office does that.
Lots of mischief, climbing, hiding, fighting, adventuring, eating, shouting, arguing, sports...stuff
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Yonah
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 8:48 am

I think it would be a very boring RPG :P
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Rachel Cafferty
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:55 pm

In seriousness it would be pretty dull, "You just changed a nappy!, Gain 10 XP"
:rofl:

If an RPG was made of my life...let's just say that there would be jumping out windows, infiltration, epic battle music, treason, assinations, wooing women and all that. Oh, and battling wicked witches. Nah, what am I saying. My life is dull. If you enjoy school, church, painting, pianos and writing, then who am I to argue? What the hell, it's still boring anyways. No exploding buildings or any the like in my life.
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Kayla Oatney
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:44 am

It would be a lot like http://www.theonion.com/video/warcraft-sequel-lets-gamers-play-a-character-playi,14240/ :hehe:
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Britney Lopez
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:40 am

It would svck.

It'd be a game of me being angry trying to run around destroying the happiness of the world around me. The game itself would anger people because it'd be bug ridden and riddled with problems and completely unplayable. It'd be delayed for years and released, 06/06/6666.

It would only sell to true fans of Bethesda's games where modders will fix the game with unofficial patches and mods where it would become the greatest game of all time. Women will take their clothes off at the mere mention of the game. I will have a statue erected in my honor and I will be worshipped as a God. Nations will fall and wars will be fought just so my followers can procure the last remaining games. There won't be a computer fast enough to run this game. It would require the power of the sun and earth's core to power it and the hands of those whom are my enemies to render it.
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Syaza Ramali
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:11 pm

Boring. Unless whoever controlled me killed everyone i don't like. Then It'd be interesting.
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Alberto Aguilera
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:06 am

I'd like to play an RPG of my own life. Just so I can see what happened during those drunken blackouts.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 5:35 am

If there is fast travel, count me in. "What have you got for sale?" 'Press A to buy Guinness.' 'Would you like to fast travel to home?'
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Lance Vannortwick
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:35 pm

The only exciting part would be going to college and taking my martial arts class... Other then that, I don't think anyone would want to play an RPG of my life. I wouldn't want to play an RPG of anyone's life honestly.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:05 am

It would svck.

It'd be a game of me being angry trying to run around destroying the happiness of the world around me. The game itself would anger people because it'd be bug ridden and riddled with problems and completely unplayable. It'd be delayed for years and released, 06/06/6666.

It would only sell to true fans of Bethesda's games where modders will fix the game with unofficial patches and mods where it would become the greatest game of all time. Women will take their clothes off at the mere mention of the game. I will have a statue erected in my honor and I will be worshipped as a God. Nations will fall and wars will be fought just so my followers can procure the last remaining games. There won't be a computer fast enough to run this game. It would require the power of the sun and earth's core to power it and the hands of those whom are my enemies to render it.
:lmao: I was patiently waiting for you to post.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:20 am

what would it be like?

Would it sell?

what would its rating be ?
It'd be an adventure in the beginning and a bore at the end.
Heck yes it would sell.
Mature without a doubt.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:14 am

My game would be really depressing and boring. People would get lost in the processes of my mind. it is not a normal place. It scares people... All it is is the look inside a nerd's life and my many hobbies.

It would not sell beause my life is nothing exciting.

Nobody can lie about this because they all KNOW that depending on how realistic the RPG about my life is, it would be rated M or AO.
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Angus Poole
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 8:48 am

It would be banned for being too depressing.
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Monika
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:16 am

It would be banned for being too depressing.
All the alcohol and... sorry for by-passing auto-censor: C0ffee!
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:57 am

It would sell one copy...and I would be the buyer.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:53 am

All the alcohol and... sorry for by-passing auto-censor: C0ffee!
Well, I have not consumed one bit of alcohol in my life but everyone else in my life has.
Though I have consumed - ahem - c0ffee since I was mere 2 years old.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:51 pm

Wrong Thread.
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Charlotte X
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:22 pm

All the alcohol and... sorry for by-passing auto-censor: C0ffee!

Well, I have not consumed one bit of alcohol in my life but everyone else in my life has.
Though I have consumed - ahem - c0ffee since I was mere 2 years old.

Testing, testing: coffee.

Wuh?
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:45 am

Chapter 19 would be the most infuriating chapter as having to deal with certain companies has made completing course work a mounting task when really it should have been simple and quick because of complete incompetence. How can 1 man mentor and access30+ apprentices all needing help. Idiot company, main antagonist of Chapter 19
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:13 am

Chapter 19 would be the most infuriating chapter as having to deal with certain companies has made completing course work a mounting task when really it should have been simple and quick because of complete incompetence. How can 1 man mentor and access30+ apprentices all needing help. Idiot company, main antagonist of Chapter 19

There must be some fun chapter in your game. Like In my game chapter 13 would have a 70 book challenge over the summer sub-chapter. Probably one of the more enjoyable chapters in my game :D
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 11:21 am

There must be some fun chapter in your game. Like In my game chapter 13 would have a 70 book challenge over the summer sub-chapter. Probably one of the more enjoyable chapters in my game :biggrin:
Each "Chapter" is a year in my game. There is plenty but there is a 12 hour period (6am-6pm) from Mon-Fri where fun is limited - during Chapter 19 and late 18.
Chapter 13 and 14 would be the most fun - far spread adventure, action, challenges and great chase scenes and the first antagonist of the series.
Chapter 15 - 17 would involve romance scenes, adventure (depending on how you view it), action, brain challenges and
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:38 am

Each "Chapter" is a year in my game. There is plenty but there is a 12 hour period (6am-6pm) from Mon-Fri where fun is limited - during Chapter 19 and late 18.
Chapter 13 and 14 would be the most fun - far spread adventure, action, challenges and great chase scenes and the first antagonist of the series.
Chapter 15 - 17 would involve romance scenes, adventure (depending on how you view it), action, brain challenges and

and what o.0 ? suspence ?
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Greg Swan
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:54 pm

and what o.0 ? suspence ?
Hmm I seem to have cut instead of copy

....A NEW ANTAGONIST!!!!
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Matthew Warren
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:56 am

Testing, testing: coffee.

Wuh?
It's nothing. Nothing to worry about.



Please step in the suspicious black van, sir.

This may sting a bit.... don't worry it's.. uh.. medicine... Now I'm going to count to ten...
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