If Bethesda made an RPG based on your life... : Othor Games

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:28 am

what would it be like?

Would it sell?

what would its rating be ?

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:21 am

Crap.

No.

0.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:01 pm

Boring but with impressive hopes for grandeur however it would more likely end with ultimate failure.

No.

RPG of my whole life would surely have a Universal rating but with each subsequent DLC the age rating until it reached 18/mature.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:40 am

Hahaha!

Boring as hell, [censored], I wouldn't even buy it... And if you did, I'd have to hit for displaying a gross level of stupidity.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:47 am

Awesome.

Yes.

11/10

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:41 am

Twelve hours of jaw droping awesomeness of me sitting at work and surfing the internet in a lab checking glue viscocity! HELLZ YEAH!!

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:43 am

Nope, my life would make most people feel too depressed. The faint glimmers of hope in it wouldn't be enough for most people to retain sanity.

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:08 am

It would be kinda boring, but if you can't resist: watch the big bang theory.

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:21 am

Yes, because it'd be a game that contains every new game that is coming out. It'd be banned from every country, because all you need to do is buy my life-RPG game and you'd be able to play call of duty modern warfare 666 and everything else as well.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:21 am

1. It would be a series of games. "That Guy: Sitting in front of a computer," "That Guy 2: Revenge of the GPA," and so on. Enhanced features such as shifting awkwardly through a crowd, and managing to end a conversation without saying anything would be key points for marketing. It would all culminate into the thrilling final chapter "That Guy 17: Should've Looked Both Ways."

2. Of course! Who wouldn't want to roleplay as an awkward social outcast with poor academic standing?

3. The game's overall content would merit it an E.

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:36 am

1.It would be impossible.

2.?

3.?

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:26 am

I don't think my life would be a very good video game, especially not a good RPG. I'm basically just running around hitting my head on boxes while jumping down green pipes and killing goombas n'stuff. Feels bad man.

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:13 am

An rpg about me would be dull. Unless there is a level in my mind, fighting depression, then that would be slightly less dull.
It also wouldnt be much of an rpg. There would be a skill system, but the procrastination mechanic stops you actually putting points into anything and developing.
There is no dialouge system, your charater rarely talks and even when they do, its minimal.

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:35 pm

It would be like using the Creation Kit, only you also have to keep track of hunger/thirst levels and sleep.

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:45 pm

Considering there could only be one possible character-type (me), it would make for a pretty crappy RPG. If you can find a justifiable way to make it a JRPG though, then it's all cool. I catch Pokemon and carry an impossibly large sword around with me anyway. My hair also defies gravity when I get out of bed, so we're good on that front as well.

I also avoid tall grass and caves like the plague. :dead:

Edit: The sword isn't the only impossibly large thing I carry around either. :hubbahubba:

So yeah, it's got fan-service and I'm sure there would be a nvde-mod eventually, so it should sell pretty well.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:35 am

My life isn't over yet, so noone knows for sure how it will turn out.

But there is a strong chance that I'll end up saving the world somehow. Either that, or spending eternity with my foot stuck in a rock.

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:22 am

It would be boring as all hell, I wouldnt even buy it, and the rating would be 18+ for all the weird pr0n and 'bating .....

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:18 am

At any point would I start playing the video game while inside the video game? Because if so I would totally buy it, I'm a svcker for Meta.

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:27 am

You would sit in your computer chair and use your mouse to make the character sitting in his computer chair in the game move his mouse so he/you can read forums and post stupid [censored].

I don't use Facebook or Twitter, so neither would my character, so it probably wouldn't sell.

FA for "Forever Alone".

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:39 am

There has already been a video game based loosely on my morning routine, it's called Battletoads.

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:58 pm

Awesome.

Yes.

11/10

I think I'll give it a try, do you have a demo?

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:02 am

I don't think anyone wants to RP my crazy life :wacko:

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:03 pm

You'd basically play as another guy playing RPGs.

Kinda like that Wow spoof video.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:06 am

It would be The Sims :shrug:

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:23 am

I think I'll give it a try, do you have a demo?

He does indeed. Google "My Life is Just a Demo" and click the very first link.

And my life wouldn't be an RPG... it would be an FPS.