Bethesda Slogan

Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:19 am

Read the Sermons of Vivec and everything will be clear.

I... Oh hell no! That's horrid!
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Loane
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:34 pm

I... Oh hell no! That's horrid!

I give up on these references and jokes
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Sista Sila
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:08 am

I give up on these references and jokes

You did play Morrowind?
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Gracie Dugdale
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 12:53 pm

Is this for real? Surely Bethesda can't actually have innuendo that blatant (yet hilarious) in their slogan?!

Why not? I wish more people could get over this whole stupid "anything sixual in any way is the devil" attitude.
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Bigze Stacks
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 9:19 am

Read the Sermons of Vivec and everything will be clear.

I LOVE the semans of Vivec. So many of them

EDIT: spot the typo. didnt boother to fixs
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Lyndsey Bird
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:32 am

I LOVE the semans of Vivec. So many of them



Yes. Vivec's semans is awesome.
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Melly Angelic
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:51 pm

I give up on these references and jokes


Well.... can you give me a coin?
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Chris Jones
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:34 am

You did play Morrowind?

Of course, and I remember the books...I still don't get how that has anything to do with milkmen and piss.

EDIT: Wait...did somebody seriously just go there? :blink:
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Emilie M
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:24 pm

Well.... can you give me a coin?

Heads or tails?
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Daramis McGee
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:59 am

Of course, and I remember the books...I still don't get how that has anything to do with milkmen and piss.

EDIT: Wait...did somebody seriously just go there? :blink:

Go where?
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Juanita Hernandez
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:31 pm

I LOVE the semans of Vivec. So many of them

Who will take up the responsibility to sig this?
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Czar Kahchi
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:58 am

Bethesda: "Our customers don't want originality. They want familiarity."
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Stephanie Kemp
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:33 am

I always thought an appropriate motto for EA is "Assuming direct control."

How about "DLC incoming!"
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Eliza Potter
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:40 am

Who will take up the responsibility to sig this?


Sigged.
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Amy Cooper
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:39 am

Go where?

The first thing that came to mind was six jokes, since that's about a good 80% of jokes on this forum.

EDIT: Y'know, I'm just going to drop this before this gets any deeper. I don't want to deal with the mods any more than I have to.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:22 pm

I don't know about you, but I don't take game developers that make their slogan a sixual innuendo very seriously. If I wasn't a fan of Bethesda already I'd probably have less respect for them after seeing the slogan. If it's really their official slogan, of course.

And yes, I have "imagined standards," they're called, y'know, personal standards. :rolleyes:

Well that's your loss, especially considering the huge amount of innuendo and injokes Morrowind had, and that's still one of the best games I've ever played. But if your standard for a company that makes toys is that high, then good for you. Personally I don't see why you're attaching a standard to a company who cares about you about as much as I do, or some random guy on the street does.

Also you should take all game developers seriously, because toys are serious business.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 12:27 pm

Who will take up the responsibility to sig this?

I WILL take the task at hand.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:01 pm

The first thing that came to mind was six jokes, since that's about a good 80% of jokes on this forum.

BGSF: 80% six jokes, 20% talking about sha sigging.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 12:46 pm

The first thing that came to mind was six jokes, since that's about a good 80% of jokes on this forum.

Oh I thought you were talking about not having played morrowind.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:42 pm

Well that's your loss, especially considering the huge amount of innuendo and injokes Morrowind had, and that's still one of the best games I've ever played. But if your standard for a company that makes toys is that high, then good for you. Personally I don't see why you're attaching a standard to a company who cares about you about as much as I do, or some random guy on the street does.

Also you should take all game developers seriously, because toys are serious business.


I'm not some crotchety old nun who shudders at the tiniest inkling of sixual references in things, I simply don't think it's very professional to have a "Lol erectonz joek" as the company slogan. However, arguing is pointless, because Gstaff's post seems to indicate that it isn't even official. Sorry if my lack of a 13 year old mindset made me seem like a prude, but while I like immature jokes in games as much as the next guy, I do not like them in the slogans of professional companies.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 8:29 am

IF YOU'RE READING THIS TODD, I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. CALL ME.

BACK OFF! HE'S MINE! :P

BGSF: 80% six jokes, 20% talking about sha sigging.

Oh, I hope not! A bit of light fluffy innuendo is OK when it's in the context of e.g. the original post, but we don't want too much of it swelling up and dominating the forum until the members get too excited and the ladies all swoon. It's unbecoming, and these forums are serious business.

:stare:
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:09 am

The first thing that came to mind was http://knowyourmeme.com/i/626/original/ohoq9.jpg
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:03 am

and these forums are serious business.

:stare:


They are?
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:15 am

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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:39 am

WTFBBQ

Maybe I'm getting too old.
Is that barbeque added on to WTF?
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