I earnestly think Cooking Mama is one of the best things Nintendo has ever produced.

How long since you've shot an unruly forumer?

I honestly think Cooking Mama is the best thing Nintendo has ever produced.

Really cool confession. /nosarcasm

I don't shoot them, I electrocute them via their keyboard. They aren't as good as moose but better fried.

Have you retired from hunting or are you just taking an extended break?

Something about pointless cooking mini games just amuses me to no end.

That's why I wear http://www.rubbermaid.com/Assets/images/Product/g301-large.jpg when I post.

I don't have appendix.

I'm a sensitive guy. I will tear up even during minor confrontations with other people. I hate it, because I usually don't feel very sad or very angry when I do it most of the time.

I hardly ever get out of the house and have almost no friends.

I am a serious introvert with rather particular interests. I am not interested in and sometimes even despise the thought of holding company with most people, but at the same time I admire those people that have an easy time presenting themselves.

To a degree, I have a fear of wide open spaces. Consequently, space travel personally frightens me, but as a concept I find it fascinating. Also, I panic if I fall out of level in a video game unless it's a controlled action.

I am horribly self-conscious around other people and still rather self-conscious when alone.

Despite the fact that I am pretty anti-social, I make personal hygiene an important part of my daily routine. I wash my face/hair every day, brush teeth and floss multiple times a day, and shower regularly.

...

I just realized this all sounds quite emo. I'd like to stress the fact that despite these things, I'm actually pretty happy and content.

Pretty much. I'm getting a bit too stoved up to take care of it all. I get a proxy now for health reasons and let some young one get my moose for me. I still do the cutting, grinding and packing but someone else does the actual hunt and field dressing (the part I can't manage anymore)
Kinky.

Welcome to Torquay!

I occasionally enjoy making people uncomfortable.
I take being called 'weird' or 'freak' as a complement.
Even though I'm a car nut I don't fully know how to drive a manual transmission.
I collect masks.
.....

Um, well that's all I'm going to put for now, there are a lot of other things, but I think that I've confessed them here before, even though it may have been several years earlier.

I'm sure its not the only reason...

This is a shared personality trait between us, then. Being anti-social I enjoy being sardonic as much as possible, and when I get the chance I also enjoy crashing conversations between others.

Example: some acquaintances of mine were once discussing their favorite carbonated beverages with one another. At one point I interjected and announced the fact that I rarely drink soda but instead indulge myself with milk as much as possible.

The only thing they had to say in response was, "Well, that's healthy..."

It was a calculated trade-off. True, from then on I appeared only to be a dork in their eyes, but so what? I had destroyed their friendly exchange forever. >:-)

I have off-kilter humour. It's inappropriate, black and sometimes awkward. If you don't know me well, you'll probably be offended by my jokes. Which is why I so rarely make any.

I'm very critical of what I do and say. Since I do and say many things, when I'm by myself I let out these weird groans thinking about what I should have done, or should have said. Anyone else do this?

Yeah, if I could, I would just tell myself a few years ago to just stop talking and start thinking.

I do that too. The worst part is that I have a very specific memory, so even years later I remember some of those moments even though the people involved have forgotten.

I'll sometimes shamefully bump a topic if I've spent a lot of time writing it and it's not getting a lot of attention (mostly though just if it's the 3000+ words kind of topic). Which may give off that I'm probably more egotistical than most people. I tend to think that if everyone had their personality removed and switched with mine then there would be no more inequality, war, hate or anything of the sort anymore. Only a utopian community where those doing the lowest jobs would be equals with those who have high responsibility jobs.

I also call my friends bunnies because they eat at subway. I tend to go for more meatier places.

i used to work with scott bacula, but he quit.

richard pryror is still alive and works at my local bowling alley, also andy koffman is still alive and works for the same company as me.

i have the same problem, except i say "shut up" out loud when alone and my whole neck jerk's involentarily.

and i know the little things i said should not bother me since i am the only one who remembers after 5 years or even as little as a day but i can't let it go.

http://www.memecenter.com/uploaded/I-Have-No-Idea-What-Im-Doing_8ab0c971b93e5b46ff10f43addb58885.jpg

Anyway, my confessions...

I'm still a virgin.

I was stopped by the police once, they thought I was in a gang. Granted, I was with a group of 8ish friends plus my cousin, but still.

I have peed in the shower multiple times.

And that's all I can think of. All that won't get me banned, of course.

Isn't that considered conspiracy?

I sometimes only think of really witty remarks to say a minute or two after the opportunity has passed. Its worse when I think of something a few seconds after the topic of conversation has moved on. I mentally kick myself because I know if I say it now then everyone will think I'm insane...they wouldn't be wrong, but I prefer to ease people into it rather then something random at them.