If you hand any kind of explosives to your companions, you've got another thing coming. The AI, let's just say, it's rather on the suicide mission level.

I was in a tiny little room in some ruin, with five raiders coming after me...... One of which had a missile launcher. Apparently, no one told him that is not a good weapon to be using INSIDE...... He killed all of us. Including himself....... It was epic......... after recovering from the "What the heck just happened here....." moment, I laughed my keester off. Whatta dipstick.

Most of the companions have a few funny lines. I think the one that had me laughing the most was Curie after a huge fight with some Super Mutants that got real messy. After the last Mutant was dead and things got quiet I hear her say "I think the proper term is... Yahoo?!?!"

I had to pause the game and sit giggling to myself for a few moments before continuing.

Dogmeat just looks at me funny every now and again. I suspect he thinks I am absolutely nuts........ and he wouldn't be far off.

Imaginary motorcycle man is the funniest overheard story, but bread sandwich is pretty close.

I went to fight Swan expecting an epic battle. Laid down some mines and found a Nuka Grenade in my inventory....

"Hmmmm, haven't used this before." *Chucks grenade*

Next thing I know Swan flies out of the pond, arms flailing, and lands near a tree. I was like...."Uhhhh....Bahahaha!"

Then he gets up and stumbles over my mines /battle

The thing that I have laughed most at so far was when I was quite early in the game, I had not long left the Vault and was running across the Wasteland and suddenly out of nowhere a Deathclaw pounced on me. It was the first Deathclaw I had encountered and it wasn't just any Deathclaw, it was a Legendary Deathclaw! I thought "I'm dead" and I was taking a beating, had a tiny bit of health left, when 3 Bloatfly's came and intervened!

This gave me a brief window to run away and apply much needed Stimpack's. As I watched my Healthbar regain I could see the Legendary Deathclaw swiping at the Bloatfly's. Soon the 3 Bloatfly's were dead and the Legendary Deathclaw came running at me again with great speed. My pistol was very weak and took hardly anything off the Legendary Deathclaw's Healthbar and I was right on the verge of dying again when a Mr Handy comes along and attacks the Legendary Deathclaw, thus I was spared again!

So I ran away again and applied the much needed Stimpack's. As my Healthbar filled up again I watched the Legendary Deathclaw and Mr Handy battle. I was ready to attack the legendary Deathclaw and take off whatever Health I could with my weak pistol when a synth robot attacked me (I forget the type of robot, think it began with an 'A'?) and we fought. A bloodfly mosquito thing joined in and we all battled each other and I narrowly came out on top. I only had a tiny bit of Healthbar left.

I gave out a cheer and started to celebrate because I had killed my two enemies (it was also the first time that I had met the synth thing) when I remembered the Legendary Deathclaw and I turned around and sure enough, there he was running straight towards me. I thought "Oh well, I'm dead" when a vehicle that was on fire and right next to the Legendary Deathclaw suddenly exploded and sent the Legendary Deathclaw flying away up into the air!

After the explosion the Legendary Deathclaw only had a little bit of Healthbar left and I was able to finish him/her off with my weak pistol. So my first ever encounter with a Legendary Deathclaw and I won!

When I put my power armor on and Nick goes "Don't let all that horsepower go to your head".

That is damned epic.

Yes! That one is one of the better "Raider Monologues"

Something else that made me laugh was I was walking around the Sanctuary settlement and I realised that I hadn't seen or spoke to Mama for ages and I finally found her- sitting in her chair on top of the roof of my house! I have no idea how she got up there or how to get her down. She's trapped inside of the roofing structure.

just sheathe your weapon before you talk to people...

Sometimes the companion environmental dialogue can override their pre-scripted line. And thus resulting in this gem. *Entering Vault 81 with Paladin Danse for the first time.* Something along the lines of "This is a place where Vault-Tec conducts their unethical human experi - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionDeficitOohShiny"

Man I so wish I had that on footage.

One of the rich npcs in Diamond city started treating me like garbage. I responded with Wow. some people. She said she didn't like my tone so I called her a [censored]. Then out of nowhere her husband starts laughing. Almost fell over

When Liberty Prime 2.0 was on the march. I was following behind him and I noticed something up a head. It was a Behemoth and it was on the rampage. Prime ignored it until it was standing toe to toe with him. Prime then said something a long the lines of "Nothing will stand in the way" and reached down, picked up the Behemoth by the head. Snapped his hand out killing the Behemoth and then tossed it into the water.

It reminded be of the old forum debates of who would win and people would talk about Prime vs a Behemoth.

Something similar happened to me. I wanted to take synth Curie with me as a companion. I used the bell to call everyone, but no Curie. I walk all over Sanctuary and she's nowhere to be found, but I keep hearing her talk from time to time with her adorable French accent. After what seemed like forever, I finally find her.... standing on the roof of a house!


Problem is, she's JUST high enough that even though I'm standing right next to her, she's still too far away to activate for conversation. After trying from every angle I can think of, I finally have to just build a dining room table next to the house, which I use as a step stool to reach her.

That definitely sounds like a hilarious moment. I absolutely LOVE Curie's amazingly cute and naive responses to things. It's so freakin adorable.

I've been disappointed...after nearly 400 hours with Fallout 4 I still haven't encountered impostor Preston.

"I believe we are supposed to file a police report, yes? And all the little things go in baggies for evidence." I still giggle every time she says that.


I'm very much looking forward to meeting imposter Preston. I take it that it's a completely random encounter?

I wonder why noone has mentiones Codsworth before, His comments certainly are in the top range of companion banter.

Exactly. I love that line. Some of the companion dialog gets tiring after hearing it so many times, but I never get tired of hers. I don't really get tired of Pipers dialog either. These are really the only two companions that I can say this about.

I was close by Libertalia when a Brotherhood Vertibird came along to attack. Two Brotherhood guys in PA jumped out of it while it was in the air. They missed landing on solid ground and sank like a stone because they were wearing Power Armor. The Vertibird lasted about 20 seconds after that before it got blown to bits and also crashed into water.

if you're on pc, you can open console and type

prid 102249 ( ---> that's synth curie's ref id)

moveto player

or you can just telecommand her to some place on the floor and look the other way, she'll eventually magically beam down when you're not looking

so if they ONE time don't decidedly crash their vertibirds into the next best roof (even if they need a dozen approaches before they actually hit it) - likely just because there's nothing roof like to be found in libertalia - , they drown themselves in power armor? wow. guess i just didn't play into the brotherhood questline far enough to find out what the hell these dudes are on. can't be healthy anyway - just wonder how they haven't blown up that zeppelin yet

...i'm btw also a big admirer of their most energy efficient escalator of all times - a VERTIBIRD everytime anybody wants to get the couple meters up or down from the zeppelin to the platform - double-wow. ever heard of a friggin' LADDER, tech scrapper geniusses? ...and their whole approach of saving the world by finding more nukes to throw on it (getting the load out of the fort seemed the most urgent thing for them to acchieve anyway) and eradicating pretty much everybody else - really awesome, folks. keep on truckin'...

Appreciated. I'm on Xbox One though, so no console commands for me.

The motorcycle is insane, first he got away, second it would have an decent chance of working realisticy too.

But only if you hear it the first time. After that it's, whatever.