That's really cheered me up rather a lot! Not that I'm any better.

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."

As one of the guys at my last job used to say, it all leads back to the Simpsons.

It involved moving a concrete garbage can, singing on a window awning, and judging by the mouthful of feathers next morning, eating a bluejay.
Yes, it was an awesome party, and yes, I was a legal advlt.

Hey, it's not THAT bad, Mr. Mist of a Bottle of Vodka. I would call it at least remotely legible.

I'm often drunk. I've done some bad, and also embarassing things in the past. I've learnt from this and now just drink safely in the privacy and solitude of my own home.

The last stupid but pretty cool thing I did was when I was trying out some new brushes and indian ink and accidentally sneezed into the pot of ink, and ended up with a pollock style explosion over the wall and half the ceiling of the kitchen.

There have been embarassing times in the past. Being 'that girl' who cries at parties and often ends up in bed with the token guy who steps up to comfort her. I've been that person to fall off the stool at the pub and have to be dragged from the premises by the bouncers.
I've been the person to get so drunk and get so annoyed with an ex I've made a public display of myself by publicly berating them for being disease infested grotbag bastards.

I've been the drunk who cries at inapropriate times in films. Only the other night I found myself sobbing whilst watching an episode of family guy (Brian meets this [censored]y old woman and they live a happy loving life together in VR headsets before she dies). I'm the drunk who used to get so angry she'd throw bottles at the wall and turn the music up to maximum just to get the neighbours to shut the hell up with their arguing.
Once I was drunk when I had some electricians over to sort out the wiring in my house and attempted to jump one of them in the spare room as he was hallfway up a ladder. He fled in fear and got his many apprentices to come and finish the job. No man likes the weird drunk girl who's ominously horny. They sense a trap, even if there isnt one.
There's alot more. For a while I was an extremely heavy drinker, and in my old city often went to work drunk simply to keep up the perky happy friendly persona whilst I loathed myself and my very existence.


A change of countries and a new home has calmed me a little since all that, but I still prefer to drink alone. It's safer, for everyone.

Allthough I do admit to getting rather trashed the other night and painting the guinea pigs with UV facepaint and then turning on the blacklights, that was pretty awesome.




I think alot of this stems from how much I despise myself deep down but really dont want to show that. No one likes the self hating emo, people like happy friendly people. Maybe I have a problem but if having a shot or two before I go outdoors each day makes me perky and likeable to the untrained eye, then so be it.

Apparently, I talked to a chair for a few minutes, until my one friend had to break the news that it was an inanimate object. In my defense, there was a shirt slung over the thing.

Anyway, I never puked that night. I think that makes me automatically win life, considering.

The most embarrassing thing I've done while drunk? One thing that I remember is breaking two of my friends chairs. The first one I broke I fell out of, the second was about 5 minutes later and I fell out of that one too. Now neither of them work right.

I don't remember....

you sound like a whole lot of fun, but i reckon after a week you'd do my head in. then again thats what women do best.

I'm absolutist.

I just enjoy seeing other people acting weird while drunk.

I used to drink heavily but I have settled down for the most part. Alcohol is a drug that can kill you if you're going through delirium tremens. It's fun to get wasted. But some people get wasted every once in awhile and don't have a problem with alcohol. I'm one of those people that can't just have one drink, I will continue to drink until I'm totally wasted, that's where AA came in for me.

^win

The dumbest thing I've done while drunk is getting waaaaaay drunk, then slamming down a beer bong. That beer bong pretty much ruined alcohol for me, I feel like, as I don't even drink anymore. Needless to say, the friend-carries-my-body-from-the-porch-to-the-bathroom routine commenced. Not without the usual cursing and pathetic resistance on my part, then the barely worked out "I love you dude, thank you so much" on my arrival at the bathroom floor.

EDIT: I don't know how I remember this either

Usually when I can't remember getting to where I wake up, I know it's not going to be good.

I'm similar. I really struggle with drinking. I don't drink too often, but when I do...I usually go too far.

Too many blackouts this last november-december, too many accounts of terrible deeds that I can't recall. I love my friends so much for not actually hating me yet

I've had difficulties with alcohol on and off since i was in my early 20s. It's not that I drink very often, it's more that sometimes when I start drinking, I can't figure out when to stop - resulting in blackouts, bad behaviour, and often lost house keys / wallet. Which is all fine, but sometimes it upsets people I like, and that makes me feel like a total jerk.

I'm planning on drinking a lot less from now on... but I've said that a few times over the years! Still, this time I've found another stimulant that suits me much better. (Coffee, obviously.)

Grabbed a girls bum.

Who knew she'd eventually become my girlfriend?

Maybe JAHO isn't always the way to go...

Way too many and inappropriate things to list. Nothing illegal really, unless... well nevermind.

I haven't had a beer in a while. I think I will have a few tonight. You know, just a buzz.

I actually managed to find two videos where the best drunk ever doesn't swear. Jim Lahey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-1Xt4aOM6I&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdlIKy2lJ_g&feature=related

JGHB seems effective too.

Most embarrassing? Mine, was pretty deadly too.

I took Tequila to this pool party once, and so did one other girl. Nobody else wanted any (they had their beers and Vodka) so we found drank a few ciders and talked (when I say a few, I probably had around 7 pints?). After a couple of hours, we started playing cards and this spawned a drinking game. We had one containers of salts, 5 whole lemons and no shot glasses, so it was kinda unconventional. It took us 10mins to finish both bottles (they were litre bottles!) and we just carried on talking. Didn't hit us until we stood up!

We walked over and started making out and, after 5mins or so, decided we'd take things inside. She went on ahead, and I got us a couple of beers. On my way back to the house, I dropped the beers and passed out, falling headfirst into the swimming pool. Apparently I was under for about 40secs, and one of the girls was a lifeguard and pulled me out! I led on the lawn for half an hour before coming round, then went inside to find this girl waiting. The rest, as they say, is history

I've never been that drunk before though, but Tequila is now my drink

I drove a quad bike up a tree.

Went into a gay bar, it was like that part in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUeW7xQHnxE, wasn't until after no female interest and too much male that we realised. Up. Out. Away.

I puked on a cat once..

in my defense, I had no idea the cat was sitting next to me when I yakked.




definitely not a happy kitty...

Goddammit Andy, I knew there was a reason I still lurk the CD, it's for [censored] like this.

Mine I'm not too sure about, but I ended up with a metre-tall letter 'H'. It now serves as a lamp at my friends house.