what is the most embarassing and idiotic thing you have done when drunk?

DISCUSS!!

I've never drank enough to get drunk, nor do I drink often.

not telling! but rest assured i never drunk more than a couple at a time since then. alcohol is one of the worst drugs if you dont drink responsibly.

Probably slamming down 10 shots of Jim Beam in a row to impress this girl at a party. She was not very impressed when I tumbled into my old friend, the toilet, and went down for the count.

I thought Evilfish would have started a thread like this already.

Not embarrassing, but at my last girlfriends house parties midnight would be shirtless o'clock. It was at the point of time when the amount of vodka cokes I had consumed made it not in the least bit embarrassing.

Uhh...there are a lot of stories from college, all of which stay at college.

Been kicked out of my fair share of bars . Sometimes alcohol has resulted in a few court dates. I'm pretty sure some of my friends stopped hanging out with me because of my idiocy. Oh well

It's always funny to read things I post here while drunk. You people must think I'm [censored] (not that I'm not )

Edit: I guess the R word can be pretty offensive

Quit stealing my thoughts!

Thankfully I've never been drunk enough to do anything overly stupid. Yet. I'm a college student though so I know it's going to happen eventually.

The most embarrassing has to be that one night, after a party, my friend and I stumbled back to my house - he was crashing for the night - and I somehow ended up naked on my kitchen floor. He was drunk and confused, so he decided to call more drunk and confused people to come help out. Now, every time I see this one girl, she brings it up. Apparently, after they got me into bed, my mom came home; she came into my room and the friend who was crashing at my house jumped into bed with me, trying to look asleep, leaving the one other person who was over standing there next to two, apparently, sleeping guys in a single bed.

My typing when I'm drunk, even in the slightest. It's absolutely terrible.

So you actually use your fingers, then? I assumed you were just slamming your head against your keyboard.

I've learned that hard way.. it doesn't work so well..

My average sized brain stops me from getting too drunk, even when I'm out to get myself drunk and actually already am drunk. So the "things I do" while drunk, don't really differ from anyone elses normal party behavior. (without getting drunk). It's like a curse!

Got somethin' against us small-brainers?

What happens in Chico, stays in Chico.

lol. God I love you

Anyway I'm goin to sleep. This post wasn't necessary but you'll just have to deal with it. Goodnight people.

I confessed to a girl that I was "semi" seeing, that I loved her and that I'd move to France with her and then we could settle down and get a nice sofa and she could even choose the colour and trim.

Needless to say, it didn't go well. Although, after a month she came on to me again. It must have worked!

I think it was a Christmas party that I was at and a few of my workmates were there as well since we're a pretty tight group of people, one of them being a Chinese guy. Me, in my infinite drunk wisdom, thought that I could handle my alcohol really well and decided I could out drink this Chinese workmate of mine quite easily.

Numerous drinks later, including a 750mL bottle of Tequila between the two of us, needless to say, I got pretty [censored] up.

That's the only night of drinking in my entire life that has caused me to throw up the next day. A day that I happened to be working too.

Sounds familiar.

Other than that, I try not to remember. Though I doubt I'd be able to anyway.

Oh I have plenty of stories, but I prefer to keep them to myself mostly.


Give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and they'll eventually write Shakespeare.

Give a thousand drunk Troyatz's a thousand typewrites, and you'll never get anything remotely legible.

I've set my hair on fire once. Twice actually. I have the bad habit of playing with my lighter when I'm bored, and at the time I had rather long hair, and suddenly my lighter decided to adjust the flame to twice it's size. I came out with only a few missing hairs and a bad smell though, luckily.

Yes. Why can't I be like you!

not even drunk!

The kid I work with is constantly doing stupid things when he's drunk. Just makes him look like an idiot. Guess because he is.

I was done drinking and partying and acting like a [censored] when I was his age. I'm not saying I've never done anything stupid when I was drunk, but I don't get drunk anymore because I don't drink to get drunk anymore; probably because I'm not a kid. That's to say, I don't remember doing anything stupid.

So that guy who swam out to the Statue of Liberty to see if she was wearing undies wasn't you.

Ah.. good.

To take this post serious is to take life serious.. which in both cases isn't advisable at this time.

No, that was me. I remember that mainly because the water was frigid. And just so everyone knows, she does NOT wear underwear.

:shudders:

I don't take everything seriously. Sometimes I say stuff as a joke but it gets misconstrued and fights start.

The first time I got drunk we split 2 forties of captain morgan white rum and a quart of sambuca between 6 people. Stupidly I was chugging away and chasing it with coke and I had no idea just how much I had drank. After we finished the rum we went back to a friends house about a hundred feet away and somewhere along the way I blacked out. I woke up the next day at noon throwing up. My mom explained to me my friends said I passed out in the basemant and started puking all over the place and I was in such a bad state (I obviously had alcohol poisoning) they called my mom and they brought me home where my sister had to hold my head above a bucket all night because I had no control over my body whatsoever and I would have drowned in my puke. They called me the next day as well and she was crying thinking I was going to die the night before. Needless to say I never touched rum again, even the smell makes me want to vomit.

One time got quite loaded and swam across the Saint Andrew's channel with a couple friends which was incredibly stupid since even if it isn't really far it has a strong current and we were pretty drunk.
I also got in a (playful) drunken fight with my best friend and fractured my hand.