Yeah, but that's just my sig.

"Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?"


"I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. It's like wiping your [censored] with silk, I love it."


"And this is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it. We fight to deny it, but it is of course pretense. It is a lie. Beneath our poised appearance, the truth is we are completely... out of control."


The Merovingian has some of the best lines



edit: I have no idea what the French is..


Mod edit: Well, I've got some idea. Removed it.

ENGLISH MOTHER [censored] DO YOU SPEAK

For all the Clerks discussion, check http://www.npr.org/2012/03/20/148921432/thats-all-folks-kevin-smith-on-leaving-filmmaking out. A little interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=890ULiSXZSY&t=0m43s For some reason I loved this scene. New favorite quotes.

"S'cue me, who ordered a hamburger...with AIDS?"

"I ordered a hamburger deluxe."

"In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo and AIDS! Do anybody got a problem with that?"

"Yeah, I'm an American and I got a saying who makes my food."

"Oh baby it's too late for that. [censored] been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sixy ass up in this motha[censored]a. Everything in your [censored] table got AIDS."

"You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger."

"All you got to do is say hold the AIDS. Here, eat it."..... "[censored] you come into my house you better eat my food the way I [censored] make it! Do you understand me?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

"Freedom!"

"The good lord tells me he can get me out of this one, but he's pretty sure you're [censored]ed."

"Say what again!"

Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now [censored] off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's [censored] it,' says the guy. 'That's [censored] what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil.

"Aim it at her [censored], Eddie". -Boogie Nights

"GOOOOOOOOD MOORNING VIETNAAM!"
"Houston, we have a problem."

"You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. A t-shirt, at best."

Yossarian: Is Orr ceazy?
'Doc" Daneeka: Of course he is. He has to be crazy to keep flying after all the close calls he's had.
Yossarian: Why can't you ground him?
"Doc": I can, but first he has to ask me.
Y: That's all he's gotta do to be grounded?
"Doc": That's all.
Y: Then you can ground him?
"Doc": No. Then I cannot ground him.
Y: Aah!
"Doc": There's a Catch.
Y: A catch?
"Doc": Sure. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him.
Y: Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying.
"Doc": You got it, that's Catch-22.
Y: Whoo... That's some catch, that Catch-22.
"Doc": It's the best there is.

Anything by Ash!

"Hail to the King baby"

"Come Get Some"

"Yo, She [censored]. Let's Go!"

"Well Hello Mr. Fancy Pants!"

Give me back my foot so I can kick your butt- Cyborg Teen Titans

Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath.- Kingdom of Heaven

"Wiggle your big toe" -Kill Bill

The whistle scene from Kill Bill- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Cu73Ie7sA

"No women, No kids" -The Professional

"It's not something people hear about. Falls on deaf ears mostly. This particular one has been over twenty years in the making" -Lucky Number Slevin

Garbage Day!

"When a man loves a woman very much, they lay down and the man gives the woman twenty dollars!"

Not from a movie but I like it.

"All this has happened before. and all this will happen again."

The Book of Pythia/Cylon saying- Battlestar Galactica.

"Worth dying for, worth killing for."

"Persians, come get them!"

"Never touch a man's fries."

"Let me tell you about my mother."

"You gonna bark all day, little doggie...or are you gonna bite?"

You should never underestimte the predictability of stupidity.

Lestat: Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. - Interview with a Vampire.

Besides Casablanca . People don't even need to have seen it to quote it and know where the quotes are from.

Ilsa Lund - 'Play it again Sam'

- Casablanca*



*Never actually said in the movie