In Bruges

thanks

Just great stuff.

Not from a film, but still a great quote IMO

"The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes." Holly - Red Dwarf.

- "You brought two too many"

BANG BANG BANG!

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS" - Gandalf

loved this bit

One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those [censored] bats.

...

When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pormographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky.
It was too savage.
Too aggressive.

...

If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.

...

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs.
Jesus, did I say that?
Or just think it?
Was I talking?
Did they hear me?

...

"All right, listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member."

"That's so ugly, man!"

"[censored]. Truth hurts."

...

"There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us."

"Shoot it."

"Not yet, I want to study its habits."

...

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.





Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998


the movie is almost as good as the book, and that's saying something

Andy, you have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.

***

This one's been stuck in my head from 40 year old virgin:

"You're throwing too many big words at me, and because I don't understand what they mean, I'm gonna take them as disrespect."

Also, any quote from the movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119336/ as the movie is entirely one continuous conversation.

"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

- American Psycho.

Here's another;

Turkish; You take sugar?
Brick Top; No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

and

Vinny; Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone; It's too tight.
Vinny; Too tight? You could land a jumbo [censored] jet in that.

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig [censored], now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the [censored] you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

"You are a toy! A small child's play thing!" Toy Story

Pulp Fiction

"it's too early in the morning for explosions and war"

If Tyrone wasn't the funniest character in that whole movie, I don't know who was. I think about that scene every time I parallel park.

This is such a great movie.

Turkish: What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Brick Top(Boss): He's been a busy little bastard, that Turkish.
Errol(Henchman): I think you've let him get away with enough already, Guv'nor.
Brick Top: It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking, Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it.

Brick Top: What do you think, Errol?
Errol: I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance.
Brick Top: It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

Fixed. (Right?)

Edit 2: Wrong.

Hang on a sec.(Pulling out the DVD)

Edit: He says "It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking, Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it." as in 'I shouldn't do so much of it if I was you'.

I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
-Samwise Gamgee

And for my absolute favorite quote of all time (from one of my favorite movies);

"Perfect... They are all... perfect..."
-Katsumoto (with his dying breath)

Still gets me teary-eyed.

Kurtz's monologues in Apolalypse Now are chilling and transfixing. You have to hear him for full effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDK9MDklzFo

Favourite movie quote?

"We'll be prepared...waiting...and their armed"
What was that? Armed? What'd you mean, armed? ARMED with WHAT?
"Bad breath, colourful language, feather duster. What'd you think their gunna be armed with? GUNS, you TIT" - Lock, Stock, and Two smoking barrells

We're oft to blame, in this, tis too much proved, that with devotion's visage, and pious action, we do sugar o'er the devil himself - V for Vendetta (Also Hamlet)

Everything from Snatch, Lock stock, FIght Club

Isn't that from Metalocalypse?

Your right, this movie is one of my favourites, but I prefer Lock Stock

I did too for a while, but now I'm not so sure. They're both brilliant.