Once again, this is a most unfortunate possibility. I was looking forward to poor, sweet Cicero's dual purpose in entertaining me and protecting my spouse while I am gone (try reading that with a straight face). Luckily, I hardly care if she dies because the marriage system is dull and I never got "The Gift", so I've been contemplating her demise myself. I want to get my vampire as far away from being another Edward Cullen as humanly possible. Besides, Cicero reminds me of Pops from Regular Show and I'd gladly take Pops as my steward any day.
My kids would hate him, Well. They will never see him

I would take Pops x)
The Boss guy would be My Chore Babysitter guy