How do you cheat without getting caught? : Othor Games

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:18 am

If she's "boring" you, why would you still date her, break up and find someone who doesn't "bore" you.

By the way you are a:

[censored].

EDIT: OT, if you hardly ever see her, then it shouldn't be too hard to cheat, just get your wheels on with another girl who you can actually see often and tadaa.

Your still an ass though.

» Sat May 12, 2012 9:27 pm

Don't forget; the cliff must be Dive Rock.

I see your Dive Rock and raise you a Throat of the World.

OP, just break up with her. Have a shred of respect for a human being other than yourself.

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:41 am

Best thread of 2012... And it's only January...

Haha thanks. And to all the comments hoping I'm trolling, I'm actually being serious. I know that if she finds out she's gonna be hurt and I might get a bad reputation, but to be honest I don't care much. I've always been the nice guy and it's boring.

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:15 am

I just want some more excitement.

Russian roulette.

Seriously, just end the relationship.

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:57 am

I have a girlfriend who is starting to bore me, the only reason I'm not going to end the relationship is because shes pretty good looking (good enough to make people I know and don't know come tell me I'm lucky). But I want to venture to new territories without getting caught.

Any advice?

You sir, are no gentleman.

Shape up and put an end to your relationship, clearly she deserves better than what you have to offer, don't deny her happiness.

EDIT: now I see your further reasoning, just talk to her about how your relation with her as it currently is doesn't 'work' for you anymore. At least let her know your not happy with the way things are going. Maybe you'll be able to work things out, maybe you won't, but at least both of you will (kind of) know what's going on.
Trying to get something on the side is just not fair, you're claiming more than you should while restricting your girlfriend, that's just selfish.

» Sat May 12, 2012 8:39 pm

Haha thanks. And to all the comments hoping I'm trolling, I'm actually being serious. I know that if she finds out she's gonna be hurt and I might get a bad reputation, but to be honest I don't care much. I've always been the nice guy and it's boring.

Well, like I previously said, you're a [censored]. An absolute [censored] who doesn't deserve anyone.

» Sat May 12, 2012 5:42 pm

Okay guys enough with the hate comments, yeah she's good looking, but the only time I ever truly see her is at the occasional friends party or at school. She isn't supposed to have a boyfriend until after she's graduated (or at least until she decides to move out). I just want some more excitement.

It's not really hate comments when we're on the morally correct side of the argument. Honestly you don't sound like you're really going out at all.

» Sat May 12, 2012 9:27 pm

I still don't believe you're a genuine. I doubt very much if you have a girlfriend in fact.

On the slim chance you are, grow up. She should kick you to the curb.

» Sat May 12, 2012 3:32 pm

Haha thanks. And to all the comments hoping I'm trolling, I'm actually being serious. I know that if she finds out she's gonna be hurt and I might get a bad reputation, but to be honest I don't care much. I've always been the nice guy and it's boring.

Do you have any sense of morality?

» Sat May 12, 2012 11:04 pm

If she's "boring" you, why would you still date her, break up and find someone who doesn't "bore" you.

By the way you are a:

[censored].

EDIT: OT, if you hardly ever see her, then it shouldn't be too hard to cheat, just get your wheels on with another girl who you can actually see often and tadaa.

Your still an ass though.

Biggest problem is that I see her almost every day at school, my friends would most likely tell her if they find out and her friends as well. So basically I'm going to be completely in the blue with no support to get girls that I've never met.

And I'm not planning on getting another girlfriend, just booty calls.

» Sat May 12, 2012 8:00 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

» Sat May 12, 2012 7:06 pm

Do you have any sense of morality?

There's a 1% chance that no. (every 100th human being is a psychopath who doesn't differ right from wrong. Some psychopaths may even see the difference, but they simply don't care).

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:21 am

You dont

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:18 am

why don't you SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN

» Sat May 12, 2012 2:09 pm

why don't you SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN

I plan on it. Joining the army in a few years. But back on topic, I need advice not hate.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:42 am

I plan on it. Joining the army in a few years. But back on topic, I need advice not hate.

The only advice you need has already been stated. Do the girl a favor and break up with her. Nobody deserves to be cheated on, even if they never find out.

» Sat May 12, 2012 11:48 pm

I plan on it. Joining the army in a few years. But back on topic, I need advice not hate.

You're actually expecting advice? Seriously?

Do you think you're funny or are you genuinely an absolute [censored] idiot?

» Sat May 12, 2012 2:18 pm

OP: Keep in mind that you're asking this on a gaming forum, and not only that but probably the most civilized gaming forum in existence. Ergo, this is the wrong place to ask that kind of questions.

» Sat May 12, 2012 4:50 pm

Find a girl from out of town. Get a reason to be there, be it community service work or a part time job, so you can visit without question. Never bring your girlfriend to the town in which your girl on the side lives. Good luck.

» Sat May 12, 2012 8:41 pm

If you're being serious (which I totally doubt), I'd say stop being shallow, man up, and at least just break it off with her before looking for other chicks.

» Sat May 12, 2012 2:05 pm

Best thread of 2012... And it's only January...

You never know...

» Sat May 12, 2012 6:18 pm

I think you'll find the most effective means is to flush your head down a toilet that's just been used by somebody with vindaloo poisoning. Works every time, apparently.

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:09 am

There's a 1% chance that no. (every 100th human being is a psychopath who doesn't differ right from wrong. Some psychopaths may even see the difference, but they simply don't care).

I thought it was reckoned that up to 5% of the population was thought to be either a psychopath, sociopath or narcissist; whilst different in their exact manifestation, their attitude towards other people tends to be remarkably similar.

» Sat May 12, 2012 6:49 pm

The only advice you need has already been stated. Do the girl a favor and break up with her. Nobody deserves to be cheated on, even if they never find out.

Okay, but I'm asking for advice on how to cheat without getting caught. Breaking up with her isn't an option. Mostly because if I can't get another girl then I still have her to do everything with.

» Sat May 12, 2012 5:28 pm

Okay, but I'm asking for advice on how to cheat without getting caught. Breaking up with her isn't an option. Mostly because if I can't get another girl then I still have her to do everything with.

So you're admitting to being a six driven shallow pervert?