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You should probably end the relationship, if you only keep her because of her looks, you are technically using her, and that is wrong.
You should be ashamed of yourself, you are no gentleman.

You really don't get this do you?

Tell her you want to have a non-monogamous relationship or just break up with her. Chances are that if you tell her you want an open relationship, she'll end up dumping you. Problem solved. Now you can date any and as many girls as you want. Just make sure to be clear up front about your intentions.

This thread is full of fail.

If you don't see her and you want to get with someone else, break up with her. Seriously; if you're really so shallow that you'd want to cheat, why both keeping the relationship going?

The excuse "if I can't get with another girl, at least I still have her" is garbage, especially if you are really as distant as you say you are. Is a relationship just a commodity to you?

And to answer your question; you do get caught. Whether it takes a week, a month, or a year, you get caught.

So, you're using her. How is this fair for her exactly? Honestly, just take a break then. Give her a fair chance to find somebody else and if nothing turns up for either of you then you can get back together. Don't be selfish.

You need to understand something, most people on the Bethesda forums are nice persons, and would never help you perform such a cruel act.

Thats uncool. I have never used this smiley, but damn this deserves it
Thats even worse, why don't you dump her and be a dike that way?
You're going to die alone

I'll admit to everything but being a pervert. The second I start to feel like one I'll stop whatever it is I'm doing and never do it again.

Also, I understand this is a gaming community, but I find it gives quicker replies then most non-gaming communities which is what I need.

If you need advice on how to be a [censored], go to a site with more douchebags. A certain Chan comes to mind.

Advice has already been given many times over.

If your seriously thinking about cheating with her then obviously she deserves better then you, do her a favour and break up with her.

I'm not even sure... that site... takes these kinds of threads kindly, which is saying a lot.

Actually you have not been a nice guy and are not. If you had been a nice guy your morals would not have allowed you to consider ways to cheat and if you were not a nice guy then you are not one now. Around the age you hit the age of 12 your brain has developed enough for you to be capable of making concious moral decisions based on your own empathy and anything but an unquestionable code of ethics from that age with perhaps a leniency of 3 years max marks the kind of character you really are.

I do realize though that mental growth does continue from that point on but at that point you can teach a person morals and they can be aquired of your own will. You may not have the maturity in your teen or advlt years but you have every tool you need to realize the different in right and wrong and to act upon that.

So my advice is to stop allowing yourself to be lenient with your personality, set yourself the goal to gain the ability to automatically consider for yourself how you would like to be the recipient of your own actions and dictate your own life based upon the answer you feel is fitting for every situation. "Would I like it if someone went into a relationship with me without knowing how I was and would then play around with me going behind my back when that person got bored being unfaithful yet keeping me in a relationship instead of just telling it to me straight so I can go find someone else ?".

So what's your answer ?

But chances are this is indeed not a serious thread despite what the OP says. Trolling is designed to rile people up and telling people they are not being trolled and that you're serious about something so extraordinarily selfish is quite an effective way to get people riled up.

Find a girl you can see often, tell your current girlfriend you just don't see her enough and you can't go on being with her and quit being an ass.

Problem solved.

Really though, no good person would ever consider cheating on their girlfriend but keeping them as something to fall back on. You're clearly a terrible person if you're serious.

It's a better place for mindless trolling though, which I still believe this is.

Go ask somewhere else, I doubt anybody here is going to help you. I know all about people like you, as I grew up with three sisters. You disgust me.

Come on guys, help him out.

Me, I'd just get with her mother. Who knows, maybe you can get a threesome out of it.

Good point. OP, does she have any sisters?

Or brothers, if you're not picky?

Just end the relationship. Don't be an [censored].

So you're looking for an express affair? That's even more sickening (if that's even possible).

Or a dog/cat, if you're even less picky?

Okay, since everyone still has doubts as to this being a serious or troll thread, what is there I can do to prove that I'm being completely serious? Go through every post I've ever posted; Never have trolled and never will.

Wait... what... I don't even

1) Don't do it

2) Don't get caught

>.<

Why hasn't anyone suggested her father yet?