How do you cheat without getting caught?

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:18 pm

I have a girlfriend who is starting to bore me, the only reason I'm not going to end the relationship is because shes pretty good looking (good enough to make people I know and don't know come tell me I'm lucky). But I want to venture to new territories without getting caught.

Any advice?
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Georgia Fullalove
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 6:17 pm

:down:
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sarah simon-rogaume
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 2:15 pm

If you're not a troll, you're a bell end.
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Ysabelle
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 8:21 pm

My advice is to hit yourself in the head with a frying pan.
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Hayley O'Gara
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:16 pm

:lmao:
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Jerry Cox
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:42 am

I have a girlfriend who is starting to bore me, the only reason I'm not going to end the relationship is because shes pretty good looking (good enough to make people I know and don't know come tell me I'm lucky). But I want to venture to new territories without getting caught.

Any advice?

My advice would be to not cheat. If she is really that good looking what is the need to cheat. If you don't like her anymore you don't have to be with her. Also cheating is for people who are not good people.
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latrina
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 10:54 pm

This thread fails. As does the OP.
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Crystal Clear
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 8:52 pm

My advice is to hit yourself in the head with a frying pan.

Which has spikes on it.
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Mark Churchman
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:07 am

Which has spikes on it.
That are poisoned.
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Nathan Barker
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:05 am

If you really want to cheat - I know a 100% fool proof way of getting away with it afterwards.

Spoiler
Jump off a bridge :happy:
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Tanya Parra
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 7:49 pm

Don't tell her you're cheating on her.

SHE'LL NEVER KNOW.
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Guy Pearce
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:47 am

That are poisoned.

While on fire.
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Misty lt
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:34 am

While on fire.
While standing on a cliff.
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TRIsha FEnnesse
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 7:54 pm

lol when i readed the title i thought it was about:

using console cheats on skyrim whiteout steam marking you as cheaterXD

and now about your problem:
no mather how good looking some1 is if you don't want her anymore then your only tortering her and yourslef by keeping the relationship
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 6:51 pm

You've got to be trollin' me. But if you truly want to go down that path, I'd say
My advice is to hit yourself in the head with a frying pan.
Is quite a good plan.
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kitten maciver
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 6:31 pm

While standing on a cliff.

While on the hot side of Mercury.
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Nikki Lawrence
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:27 pm

Quite frankly OP, this astounds me. I hope you're just trolling and not actually serious. You don't deserve to have a girlfriend at all if you intend to cheat on her. Not cool. :down:
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Rach B
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:47 pm

While on the hot side of Mercury.
During a meteor storm.
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Best thread of 2012... And it's only January...
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During a meteor storm.
After the apocalypse.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:37 am

OP you are toying with this girls heart. You obviously are only staying with her because of what other people have perceived her to be. If you want to go and cheat on her than she deserves somebody better. Break up with her, she deserves it, then you can go and date somebody that interests you more...
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 3:52 pm

While standing on a cliff.
Don't forget; the cliff must be Dive Rock.
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Robert
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:53 pm

Okay guys enough with the hate comments, yeah she's good looking, but the only time I ever truly see her is at the occasional friends party or at school. She isn't supposed to have a boyfriend until after she's graduated (or at least until she decides to move out). I just want some more excitement.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:20 am

Don't forget; the cliff must be Dive Rock.
If Dive Rock is on the hot side of Mercury, then yeah!
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:48 am

Okay guys enough with the hate comments, yeah she's good looking, but the only time I ever truly see her is at the occasional friends party or at school. She isn't supposed to have a boyfriend until after she's graduated (or at least until she decides to move out). I just want some more excitement.
Wait..you're actually serious?

Grow up, seriously, grow up. You [censored].
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