Limerick : V - Skyrim

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:54 pm

there once was a man from Nantucket, who claimed skyrim was in the bargain bin bucket.
He then went online, everyone knew he was lyin so they flamed him and told him to svck it.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:03 am

Goodbye dear Dunmeri Tribunal,
You were so caring and communal,
Brought low by Imperial mischief,
And a truthful meteor to extinguish,
What are we Dunmer to do without your advice so crucial?

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:38 am

Sig

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:06 am

I'm worried about some of you.

I'm also a hypocrite, as I laughed throughout this thread...

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:37 am

I'm from Limerick.....I felt the need to say it... <_<

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:39 am

Once there was a Nord named Cob
A poor fighter and a bit of a knob
To his noble family he was disgrace
So one night he broke in their place
Because at least he knew how to rob

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:47 pm

I'm from Limerick.....I felt the need to say it... <_<

I was gonna say it, lol.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:23 am

There once was a dragon named rodgorT
who burned thatched roof cottages short
the peasants would run,
as dovahkiin started his fun
as he made sure the dragon would be mort

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:01 am

There once was a Nord named Kong
Who sheathed his sword in his thong
But he went for a trip
And the blade did slip
Which left him missing a dong

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:02 pm

O merchant, look up at the sky
You'll prob'ly start wondering why
Those terrible dragons
Swoop down on your wagons
It's Alduin, he's back, oh my!

Or maybe:

The Dunmer, ash-skinned, red-eyed
They used to be caustic and snide
The plight of their nation
(As in "deflagration")
Appears to have stolen their pride.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:59 pm

There once was a female Dovahkiin
Who left all menfolk verging on sin
For she was a beauty
The Dragons even admired her booty
But she just left them all smoulder'in

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:40 pm

I'm so full of Skyrim hype,
I can barely even type,
previews here and there,
15 days? what despair,
I can't ever sleep at night!

Hey, at least I tried!

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:16 am

There was a huge dragon called Dave
Who hoarded his loot in a cave
I was feeling quite bold
So I went for his Gold
And had to go back to my Save

Nice, I like it.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:49 pm

I often write poems so crappy
that they fail to make me happy
so i find them online
and claim that they're mine
because im that sort of chappy

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:03 pm

There once was a dragon named Floppy
He dreamed of the lily and the poppy
His passion? Not fire!
His greatest desire
Was being a gardener, how sloppy!

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:34 am

There was once an Argonian named Vistha-Kai
Who like to eat chocolate pie
But once he stabbed a guy
That guy he stabbed said the time was nigh
For him to die!

Yeah I know it kind of svcks but I couldn't think of one that well.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:39 am

There once was a Nord named Kong
Who sheathed his sword in his thong
But he went for a trip
And the blade did slip
Which left him missing a dong

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:02 am

There once was a dovakiin
Who drank far too much jin
And one day when he was drunk
He tripped on some junk
And lost a big chunk of his chin!

I tried to make a Miaq Khajiit one, bit I couldn't

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:25 pm

M'aiq the Liar said he would retire
To the realm of the Daedric Princes
But he lied you see and why wouldn't he
Now still into our futures he glimpses.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:43 pm

There once was a prior named Dave
His virginity he tried to save
Until he lost it one day
His cherry gave way
To a lusty argonian maid

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:28 pm

There once was a bandit named Rock
Whose member hung down to his sock
From a dragon he fled
But now Rock's dead
After he tripped over his own sword

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:46 pm

I caught a glimpse of M'aiq the Liar
He was running from dragon fire
and was licking his lips
after eating fishy sticks
Thus, I knew the situation was dire

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:13 am

The Dunmer, ash-skinned, red-eyed
They used to be caustic and snide
The plight of their nation
(As in "deflagration")
Appears to have stolen their pride.

Very nice poem.

I once fought a mudcrab I met
Whos`s claws I will never forget
He walked sideways
In drunken ways
This mudcrab lies in water all weat.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:02 am

the dovahkin met a dragon who's red
and decided to bring it to its death
he got his ass handed to him
agen and agen
so now he fights mud crabs instead

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:08 pm

One night I lighted on of my torches
A khajiit, I saw, on one of the porches
I thought I should flee
when the cat looked at me
Purrly she said: "The pray approaches"