Limerick : V

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:27 am

Don't make any inappropriate limericks, this is for fun only!

Here`s mine:

There once was a lusty argonian
Who`s tail was longer than redguard Ian
She met Dovakhiin
He was at an inn

They were last seen by a barbarian

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:56 pm

Something I found on the interwebz,

Many a fan's hopes were dim
of a Oblivion Sequel coming out on a whim
But Todd Howard gave a shout
"DA2 and COD look out!
For 11-11-11 comes Skyrim!"

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:29 am

There was a huge dragon called Dave
Who hoarded his loot in a cave
I was feeling quite bold
So I went for his Gold
And had to go back to my Save

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:16 am

There was a Breton named Drew,
Whose Limericks stopped at line two.

I know, that ones lame

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:07 pm

There was a Breton named Drew,
Whose Limericks stopped at line two.

I know, that ones lame

I liked it. :thumbsup:

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:21 pm

Todd Howard was a man of cunning
Pete Hines, a marketing scheme, he was running
The artists were through
The bugs numbered few
Ane the game that they made was stunning

A little on the nose, but I painted myself into a corner.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:27 pm

There once was a Bosmer named Derk.
Who could sometimes act like a jerk.
He'd pick all your pockets,
And steal all your lockets,
And call it a successful day's work.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:35 pm

She lurked in the dark dirty shadows
Having recently escaped the old gallows
She readied her blade
And struck with poisons home made
Because she really didn't like using arrows

:facepalm:

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:59 am

My hometown is actually the original limerick county in ireland.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:11 am

There once was a beefy young fellow,
Who didn't know quite how to bellow,
He svcked air in,
Then opened his chin,
And shouted out at the meadow.

This is in relation to how Dovahkiin doesn't know how to Dragonshout, but then finds out and shouts to the mountains. Hope you enjoyed.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:10 am

There once was a Khajiit named Dreacher,
A woefully dreadful old creature.
A drunk and a lout,
with fleas on his snout,
and they were about his best feature.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:40 pm

Skyrim is out in November;
To cancel all plans I'll remember.
And just like my wife,
Goodbye social life.
I'll be happy amongst dragon embers.

:flamethrower:

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:16 pm

I love this thread. Please don't stop. <3

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:10 am

Skyrim is out in November;
To cancel all plans I'll remember.
And just like my wife,
Goodbye social life.
I'll be happy amongst dragon embers.

:flamethrower:

Lol

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:07 am

Edit: These are amazing. Don't stop!

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:41 am

There once was a Dragon called Hayden
Whos favorite food was fresh Maiden
Upon eating a Male, he went rather pale
And vomited all over my garden.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:50 am

Dumped in at character creation
Three hours to pen a preview for the nation
Bleak Falls Barrow to be missed?
Are you royally pissed?
It's the height of imagination!

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:08 am

Skyrim
Skyrim
Skyrim

Why are you so far away ?
Still 16 day's
My patience is in craze
I just cant wait another day !

Ino its rubbish but i tried xD

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:31 am

Some say Skyrim is just a game
That our fascination is really lame
But while they rage on COD
I'll be slaying a god
And laughing along the way

Line 4 = Speculation :unsure2:

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:35 am

2nd Post.....cant resist......

After many days spent a' waiting
All of our hopes have been raising
Now the times drawing near
Were getting in gear
To get stuck into some serious gaming!

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:37 pm

old altmer i heard him say
"i will not be killed by man"
so i tossed him through the air
to see where he might land

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:32 am

The Homeless Khajiit
Jo'Rak was a homeless Khajiit
Who lived most his life on the street
When asked, "By the nines! How do you survive?!"
He said with a smile that was not full of lies,
"I always try to land on my feet!"

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The Nord and the Jarl
There once was a Nord from Whiterun Hold
Who never once did what he was told
He started a brawl
With the son of the Jarl
And now he lies out in the cold.

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Smoke of the Hellspawn - more of a tavern song than a limerick
Pull up a chair and I'll sing you a tale
Of black, billowing smoke rising up from the vale
In the cold dead of night
Lurked a fiendish new blight
With sinuous wings and a tail.

It soared into the sky with ease
A demon aloft on the breeze
It opened its maw
The frost it would thaw
As fire snaked forth through the trees.

To their homes the townspeople darted
The dragon's attack had started
But hark! In the din
Here comes Dovahkiin
With a shout was the dragon's plan thwarted.

Through the fog and the haze
With the town half ablaze
The smoke of the hellspawn
Arose with the new dawn
But at least for now they were saved.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:17 am

Tis thy dawn o' Skyrim,
And all threw thy home,
Nay a creature astir-ith,
Nay eveith a gnome.

For this be Skyrim,
Land of the Nord.
Dragons a'comith,
and poo on thy yard.

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:50 am

There once was a dragon who'd sneeze
burning down all the houses and trees.
A mean guy with an axe
cleaved open his thorax.
Poor dragon, your life was a tease.

:sadvaultboy:

» Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:35 am

There once was a soldier of Bruma
Who became addicted to Skooma
The thought came to him,
"I'll go to Skyrim"
And to his friends said "glad I knew ya"

Yeah, I'm a literary jeenyus.