There once was a boy named Todd Howard
He lived in Bethesda's Company Tower
At times he did seem quite dim
Then he made a game called Skyrim
Now that boy's got the power!

The lusty Argonian maid
Desperately tried to get laid
She sprang for some beer
But it tasted queer
Much like the Khajiit she'd just paid.

Love it

The Bosmer sneaked around in the night
And saw to orcs in a fight
He poisoned them both
And stole a new coat
But then he got caught by a knight

There once was a girl from Whiterun
Who played with fire runes, just for fun.
They found her left arm
By Hollyfrost Farm
And bits of her bum in Rif-tun

YAY someone necro'd a limerick thread!



There once was a Jarl named Balgruuf
Whose castle had quite a nice tall roof.
He climbed up a ledge
To look over the edge
And discovered that Jarls are not fall-proof.

There once was a giant so tall
Whose camp didn't have any walls
Dovahkiin sneaks in
confident he will win
and hits the giant right in the balls

There once was a liar named M'aiq
Who thought Skyrim was rather bleak
So he went home to have a think
Then after a while started to drink
And now has a bit of a leak