I read it a long time ago. Couldn't make it past the second paragraph. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMa6ot8g3JM. Followed by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21dcyYj0AXc&feature=channel_video_title.
I did read the whole thing, I forced myself through it so I could leave it behind me.

Your reactions are perfect, they would wrap up my thoughts aswell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_pPXHsMThQ
Okay fine, since you guys couldn't shut up about it, I read S.A.M.

I have a high tolerance for crap like this. I just couldn't get over how poorly written it was. Cupcakes is better, it actually makes
some sense, and the author actually put
some effort into it. I just can't take this one seriously enough to care about all the shock horror.
Yeah it was poorly written, and Cupcakes was "better". It's like the whole purpuse of S.A.M is to make it as horrible as possible, and I got the feeling that the author just improvised as he wrote it down. I do have a high tolerance myself but this way so tasteless that it made me feel sick for reading through it.