In all seriousness ....
Dragon info:
Dragons easily defeated at easy difficulty
Dragon corpses are good loot storers
Dragons can use fire shout, frost shout, and meteor storm shouts (unsure if all dragons or just Alduin)
Six dragon types
Dragons can reach level 75
Dragons are random and fixed
Dragons sometimes avoid you
Dragons cannot enter some areas
Dragons kill you easily on hard
"Vampire:
1st Stage - Your eyes are red and NPCs will start to comment on your eyes and your skin. While sneaking you have have the ability to feed on sleeping NPCs to lower your vampiric stage to the first stage.
Abilities:
Champion of the Night - Illusion spells cast by a vampire are 25% more powerful.
Night Stalker's Footsteps - Vampires are 25% harder to detect while sneaking.
Resist Disease - Your vampiric blood gives you 100% resistance to disease.
Resist Poison - Your vampiric blood gives you 100% resistance to poison.
Resist Frost - Your vampiric blood gives you 25% resistance to frost.
Weakness to Fire - Your vampiric blood gives you -25% weakness to fire.
Weakness to Sunlight - Health, magicka and stamina do not recover while in sunlight and are reduce by 15 points. (only when your outside during the day)
Powers:
Vampire's Servant - Reanimate a weak dead body to fight for you for 60 seconds. (can only be use once a day)
Vampire Sight - Improve night vision for 60 seconds. (can be use multiple time and be toggle on/off)
Spells:
Vampiric Drain - Absorb 2 points of health per second from target. (its a novice destruction spell, cost 5 mana a sec)
2nd Stage (24 hours after first stage without feeding)
Changes from Stage 1:
Resist Frost - Your vampiric blood gives you 50% resistance to frost.
Weakness to Fire - Your vampiric blood give s you -50% weakness to fire.
Weakness to Sunlight - Health, magicka and stamina do not recover while in sunlight and are reduce by 30points. (only when your outside during the day)
Vampire's Servant - Reanimate a more powerful dead body to fight for you for 60 seconds. (can only be use once a day)
Vampiric Drain - Absorb 3 points of health per second from target. (its a novice destruction spell, cost ? mana a sec) *forgot to check mana cost*
Powers:
Vampire Seduction - Creatures and people up to level 10 wont fight for 30 seconds.
3rd Stage (24 hours after 2nd stage without feeding)
Changes from Stage 2:
Resist Frost - Your vampiric blood gives you 75% resistance to frost.
Weakness to Fire - Your vampiric blood give s you -75% weakness to fire.
Weakness to Sunlight - Health, magicka and stamina do not recover while in sunlight and are reduce by 45 points. (only when your outside during the day)
Vampire's Servant - Reanimate a powerful dead body to fight for you for 60 seconds. (can only be use once a day)
Vampiric Drain - Absorb 4 points of health per second from target. (its a novice destruction spell, cost 12 mana a sec)
4th Stage (24 hours after 3rd stage without feeding) Most NPCs will attack you on sight. Unknown if a follower or faction you belong to will also attack you.
Changes from Stage 3:
Resist Frost - Your vampiric blood gives you 100% resistance to frost.
Weakness to Fire - Your vampiric blood give s you -100% weakness to fire.
Weakness to Sunlight - Health, magicka and stamina do not recover while in sunlight and are reduce by 60 points. (only when your outside during the day)
Vampire's Servant - Reanimate a very powerful dead body to fight for you for 60 seconds. (can only be use once a day)
Vampiric Drain - Absorb 5 points of health per second from target. (its a novice destruction spell, cost 15 mana a sec)
Powers:
Embrace of Shadows - Vampire is invisible and has improve vision for 180 seconds. (can only be use once a day)"
Other info:
Werewolf cons:
No magic abilities
No health regeneration
Can regenerate health by eating flesh
Massive DLC confirmed to be roughly 1/2 size of SI
Skooma Addiction for NPCs (not sure about PC)
Book shelf activate
Umbra sword
Money harder to get (really hard)
Rare weapons and Armour and other gifts can be bought for premiums
Dragons are easily defeated by some builds on easy
Vampires only slightly improved
Gay (or at least it seemed like it to me) NPCs

