A little dose of my bi polar
before i knew i had it i was in 8th grade i made a d on a test i stood up and slammed my deck onto the wall breaking it then like three seconds later i was sitting reading my book
I might be wrong, but that doesn't sound like bi polar disorder at all. From what I remember, bi polar has different phases (manic and depressive), and a phase usually lasts days, maybe even weeks or months. There are variations of bi polar, but even cyclo episodes last longer than three minutes.
Yup, steelshot is right. Even ultradian cycling (extremely quick, quite rare) takes place over the course of a day, not minutes or seconds (and, SS, SilverEagle said "three seconds", not "three minutes"). Normally an episode will last at least a few days, and can indeed stretch into months if untreated. Highs, whether full on mania or 'merely' hypomania, are usually followed by a period of depression which will generally be longer than the high. People coming out of depression will sometimes overshoot 'normal' and end up hypomanic or manic, too.
Media portrayals of 'bipolar' are almost always either completely wrong or closer to borderline personality disorder, which is a very different illness. They do both have mood swings, but the causes, timeframe, and moods involved aren't the same (well, they both get depression, but even that is sort of different).
BTW, I will mentally dismiss any claims to illnesses unless the claimant has actually been diagnosed by a professional psychologist or psychiatrist. 'Course, even if they do I'll retain some degree of reservations, since this is the internet

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