Funny story OP

But I can't help but wonder what you would have done if you had to go number two instead. That would have been far worse and yet alot funnier than urine hitting the fan.

you have a halfway decent story alongside it though. That's a plus. I will be back with a story to top this off when I get back to my place lol.

OP and whole thread is full of win.

I can't top that, but I do remember something stupid I did as a kid:

My sister, a neighborhood kid and I were outside playing and realized that the neighbor kid's older brother was in his room with his girlfriend. We thought it would be funny to write an X-rated note and slip it under his door. While we were at it, we also thought it'd be funny to leave a G-rated "secret admirer" note on the front door of the old man who lived on the other side of his house. Unfortunately, we got the notes mixed up, so the old man received the X-rated note. Of course, he told my parents and I got grounded for a week.

not really a dire mistake but i recently got a review from work, in summation we are graded on many things and there are 5 ranks; 0,1,2,3,4. 0 being a horrible employee and 4 being a saint.

my review landed me a 1 even though i know i should have gotten a 2, i really did not defend my self on some of the stuff of which the ranked me down even though i know i did better than they observed.

1 isn't bad, its a "can use improvement" type of grading.

the thing is I am the top 3rd sales person at the hardware store i work at and i feel as if my review should reflect that, rather than the newbie grade i ended up with.

You being a fool.

That's not a mistake. It's an achievement.

...

I forgot to JAHO this one girl

I watched this show on Hitler, and shortly after I wandered if he really had killed himself, so I immediately think google, and I found this forum so better see what they had to see. I started reading it and there were things like "I hope he comes back to clean up our cesspool of a world. So I'm thinking wtf? Then I scroll to the top to see that it is some white power forums. I thought it would be a good idea to look around and I found things like Israel caused 911 and people praising the OP. And then I found stuff that "more normal people due, and I thought it would be so awful to know one of these people because they hide their racism.

And it took some serious self control to not join and act like some black guy.

Drive to house right now and JAHO the [censored] out of her. I BELIEVE IN YOU!

I looked it up, and it says that JAHO started on the elder scrolls community forum when a whole bunch of relationship threads came up.

Half a bottle of whiskey

Whittling

comming back to the forums
i feel unwelcome and like a nuisance

*sigh* what does that mean lol

JAHO means "Just ask her out". It has a 50% success rate.

Just ask her out.

OT - I bought a house. It needs a ridiculous amount of work. Thankfully I have nothing better to do than get drunk and build a house.

I'll bump this thread in a couple months to let you all know what a terrible idea that is.

Just make sure you don't go near your computer....

60% of the time, it works every time

No, no and no. Not because of fear or rejection, just because...She's changed man, she's changed

I drove off road on a 20 ft. drop off because I wanted to look at a text I just got, broke my leg and wrecked a truck.


it was about ponies

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k-8yXmXKl9I/TzrTjBSAY3I/AAAAAAAAsfs/cdbToA709eY/s640/Totally_Worth_It_4.JPG

I just realized this said most recent.

Correction: I drove off a road on a 20 ft. drop off because I wanted to look at a text I just got, broke my leg and wrecked a truck.

I got stuck in a love triangle that is actually more like a line between two dots with the third dot where the other person in it is supposed be lineless, with me being part of the current line and the dot being some person over there staring at us. Watching us. Going "fapfapfapfapfapfap."

I preferred the truck one, I don't think I get the second one...

Oh wow, you've got to win some kind of award for that. What did your friend say?!

This isn't recent, but it was a pretty stupid thing for me to do.
A year or two ago I had to have loads of blood tests, and I used to pass out nearly every time. One of these times, I didn't feel so bad and got up quickly to leave. In the corridor I started to feel really dizzy, but it wasn't far to the car park and I thought I could make it out into the fresh air before I fell unconscious. I started running (well, staggering) and everything started going black just as I made it back through the waiting room. Apparently I passed out in front of everyone, cracked my head open on the metal door handle and fell down. I woke up with the horrified faces of two receptionists, a nurse and an old lady looming over me.

I felt like such an idiot. Clearly I was never going to make it to the fresh air. As soon as it went black round the edges, I should have lay down where I was and saved myself the humiliation.

I know a caterpillar with a sad embarrassing story about too much to drink, and then hooking up with a french fry..


there's another one about a near sighted porcupine and a brush, with prickly details I'd rather not go into here..

recent big mistake? i didn't get his name
FOUND IT ANYWAY THO