DIS IS BULCAP. I WUNTED MULTEA PLAIARE COW OPE :banghead:

That made my noggin hurt when I read it.

Man, ever find yourself straining for negative things to make up?

Thats how I feel when I read the same 'Will there be cars' and 'Will there be Multiplayer' threads on a daily/bidaily basis :laugh:

Which explains why people smack those threads down like they're playing whack-a-mole.

yes

"This doesn't use 3D technology or Kinect or PS Move and it isn't even available for the Wii 0/10"
"Y does the BOs act like such jerks? they sent me to go get some item fo them to join them, and it was a joke, the item turned out to be a teddy bear! then they tried to rob me!"
"NCR trrops drink so much on the strip how can they shoot straight when i fight them out in the wasteland?"
"No motorcycle?! why?!"
"Hey guise most guns dont use teh ammo calibeurs used in the gaem wtf i thought this was supposed to be a little realistic"
"The Super Mutants are not the proper color in comparison to the ones from 1 and 2 this game is a travesty to the franchise."
"Why can't i become super mutant?!"
And a few off-topic joke comments.
"hey ever1 i saw this game in the background in a scene from Twilight and i think it is rly edgy and pretty cool! i cn rly connect with their pain ya know?"
"This game is sooooo dark i luv it."
"So is Mr. House Team Edward??"
"Why cant you become a vamp or lycanthorpe? also: So i hurd you like Twilight?"

@ig88: dude this thread is just the perfect time-killer for you aint it

My most likely complaint: "Come the hell on Bethesda. It's STILL crashing so badly the community needs to release a bugfix patch before it stays running for more than ten minutes. Do you even have a QC department that plays these things before release?!" Or something similar. Perhaps a quest script is broken. Perhaps x NPC doesn't want to do what they need to do in order for me to do what I need to do. Perhaps Y item isn't where it should be. Idunno. All sorts of bugs like that. They had better get the bugs worked out of this engine by the time it releases. They've only been making games on it for 5 or 6 years AFAIK.


For any other issue I might have there will likely be a mod. I'm not gonna complain much if the guns are like those in Fallout 3 because I'll just end up replacing them anyways.







I say we just point these users to The Nexus and tell 'em to go nuts.






This lot drives me nuts



I don't see the issue with Steam. I don't know why people are up in arms about it.

I think of all those comments within a minute or two but yes, it is quite fun. looking back, i should consider looking into some way to profit from this humor.
"Why do no ghouls have noses?> I mean sure they r rotting but is ti that hard to have a litttle bit of bone there?!"(strawman idiot has just failed biology forever)
"Why cant i drive a tank or plane? NCR is a contry rite?!"
"I want to become king of all the factions at once!!"

'WHY THERE ZOMBIES. THIS NOT REALISTIC. STUPID BETHESDA CANT MAEK GUD GAEM'

(The bethesda part is intentional, as I still see people think its them Deving F:NV)

"ther ez nu leaf alert. my chractr wont gez up unles i load."
"why cantz i'ss murray tis woman. i'ss cants findt teh button to tap that."
"what nos butt pirates. tis gamee svcks. sixual discrimination ftl."
"I'ms plaiyng as a ninja, but i failz teh misson and has no honor. whres teh bottun to's kill myself?"
"I keel all teh NPC's. Why zey no respwan?"
"NCR ez lame. Wherz teh New Florida Republic?"

Full of win.
"Why cant we throw teh knives and why arent throwing spears insta-kill?>!"
"Why cant i cook sugar bombs, logical food use ftl"
"Why are tehere no energy drinks?"
"WHY.CANT.I.MAKE.A.SANDCASTLE?!"
"This game needs an addon for four player co-op ina wave-based mode."
"Flamer doesnt make enemys dance like In teh old Star Wars Bounty Hunter game."
"Npcs keep sleeping in the beds with other random npcs, are these npcs bugged?"
"Why cant i kill the hoookers and take their cash without being attacked by the people in Gamorah?"
"Goddang walking crabs"
"No Lucas Simms in goodsprings? WTf jhe would love that place"
"How come when i sneak with my non-stealth char. even staying still in teh shadows wont stop teh Powder Ganger from seeing me up close?"
"*NAME HERE* shot the PC why the hell would he do that? I thougjt he was a pretty cool guy too!"

this guy's gonna be my temporary role model for this thread

"Teh geckos attaks mi but no offer meh car inzurance WTF!?!?"

"I made my char look like teh old spice guy but he doesnt breath and exude awesome wtf Interplay"(yes, i said Interplay, and yes, I know)
"Why cant i make too robots out of old movie projector parts and use them to make funny commentary about the events of the game?!"
"Why hasnt teh Enclave taken over teh wurld yet? This gaem imports saves rite!?#@#@!$"

If half of these things come to light after release, it's going to be like Christmas.
*chomps on a cigar like Hannibal*

Umm, one thing. Its not about legit complaints its about stupid negative complaints people would give. Real complaints aren't fun......

Oh, you would be surprised...I've been here long enough to know they will come.
Especially the "Should I buy this game or [insert title]?" threads. For crying out loud, what answer do you THINK we'll give? But people still ask those pointless questions.

Hey, you'll always have those "OMG THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER ITS LIKE THEY DIDN'T EVEN CARE!." type people lol

And those are the one's I'm counting on delivering the goods on release week. I don't intend to post, just gonna sit back and watch the fireworks.

As long as I don't get something spoiled I'll join ya lol

I'm sure the mods will be in full force when it comes to spoilers. Maybe whole posts in black boxes.

i'd like to see that. :ph34r:

AND back on topic:
"Why do we have teh use beanbag guns to make non-lethal takedowns, i should b able to shoot thier legs with a sniper and then theyt fall down and cry"
"Power Armor? We can't fly in this, it doesnt have weapons, wtf this isnt power armor, i wanted to be tony stark."
"WTF if with this game, bugs dont get bigger from radiation!"
"All the NCR troops wear British-esque uniforms and they are jerks, this game is racist!"
"The CL is a bunch of slavers and they all wear kilts, this game is racist!"(i know i used that one already but it goes with the one above)
"This game is culturaly insensitive, not everybody in the West wants to act like a cowboy."(remember the posts calling Point Lookout racist to rednecks/hillbillies?)
"No dueal weild 0/10"

I can imagine the moderators will have fresh red-pens the week of Oct 19th, thats for sure. I like alot of the speculation on what people will [censored] about, and suspect that most of the complaints will be ridiculous and deserving of a quick lock. Week one will contain mostly random noise from overly-opinionated people who havn't played the game through to Really have an objective opinion - I think week's 2-4 will be more interesting, as the die-hard Fallout fans will start forum debates over what's Canon and non Canon, etc.