Why do you want a kentucky fried chicken outlet in your house?
Sit down and take a deep breath!
Try to stay calm, while i tell you this horrifying story.
This incident takes place just outside Riverwood, I was on my way to Whiterun on horseback.
This is when i stumbled upon some game, i jumped off my horse with my bow on my left hand.
I silently stalked this prey up on top some cliffs facing Whiterun. I tipped my fingers with saliva and took a deep breath as i was readying my aim, and so i released the arrow.
Something else grabbed my attention as i watched the arrow fly with the current of the wind, a RABBIT!
I remember those devilish creatures from Monty Python & The Holy Grail.
The arrow struck the deer in the neck, it collapsed and as i was ready to draw my bow once more. The rabbit bursted out from the bush and leaped away.
I dared not to go after it, so i skinned the deer and carved out a nice piece of meat. I went back to my horse and rode for Whiterun.
It didn't take long until i saw the walls of Whiterun just pass the corner of the winding road.
Just as i was about to sprint the last paces, the rabbit showed up and startled my horse!
It flung me over and ran away with my newly skinned hide and fresh meat, unfortunately for me my bow was still attached to the saddle.
So i sat there terrified on the road with no one to come to my rescue, i trembled in fear and begged Talos for the strength to fight back.
The rabbit just stared at me with his red devilish eyes....i could swear that i saw it smile.
Then the most unexpected happened, the rabbit just turned his head and it was gone in seconds.
It left me there cold and startled by the encounter...i felt shame.
I just sat there, staring at the sky, thought to myself. How could this happen? The dragon slayer got bested by a mere rabbit.
After a while i picked myself up and started walking towards Whiterun, on my way there i kicked on whatever small rock or pebble i could find.
That's when IT happened...i accidentally kicked a chicken, the guards saw what i did and rushed towards me with their hands on their weapons.
Hold citizen! Do you know what you just did? You just committed the worst crime in Whiterun.
That's when i realized that i kicked the Jarls most prized chicken.
I begged for forgiveness and tried to explain to them that it was an accident, but they didn't want to hear it.
They unsheathed their swords and lunged at me, i defended myself and i accidentally killed a guard during the process.
I hightailed passed Riverwood and on to Helgen where i hoped to find shelter with the bandits....from that day on...i became a fugitive.
All because of that chicken...that's why my good sir! That's why i'm having my own KFC in my HOUSE!