Aye. And it's probably only a few thousand years old as well and was created in seven days!

Clever how much of that happened before the term "day" could be given any meaning.
But do not let this one fact escape your notice, beloved, that with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day. (2 Peter 3:8)
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff. (Doctor Who)
