Do yourself a favor before playing Skyrim.

Post » Wed May 09, 2012 2:00 pm

My wife has racked up almost as many hours on Oblivion as I have, so we'll be taking turns on Skyrim. We've also told the kids that they'll have to wait until the weekend to get any time on it because we're being greedy and hogging all of Friday. Great role models, we are...
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:29 am

Today, I broke the news to my girlfriend, family and friends. As well as my two beautiful dogs.

"Ask of me what you will, for today and tomorrow I shall answer thy bidding and do what must be done in this life. For come friday, I must declare sabbatical, as I answer thy holy calling, and that is Skyrim. No soul shall bother me, for my mind will be trapped, inescapable and emotionally invested to the great hero that I am. I shall climb steep mountains, and traverse treacherous valleys, all the while checking my buttocks out. I shall be master of swords and fist pump of holy retribution. Mud Crabs will fear me, Wolves will stay clear of me. For I am of Dragonborne."

They all looked at me like this.

-_- -_- >_> <_<

I suggest you all do the same. For your own sake.

You can't climb in Skyrim.

Nerd.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:25 am

Today, I broke the news to my girlfriend, family and friends. As well as my two beautiful dogs.

Haha... I love it! :) Thanks for this thread - it has made me chuckle.

As for myself I'm one of the lucky ones - currently between jobs, single, and own no pets. So I'll have at least a few weeks to play with Skyrim whenever and for however long I feel like it. That's what I call freedom.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:05 am

Something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5JY1KKYZo
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 9:39 am

Today, I broke the news to my girlfriend, family and friends. As well as my two beautiful dogs.

"Ask of me what you will, for today and tomorrow I shall answer thy bidding and do what must be done in this life. For come friday, I must declare sabbatical, as I answer thy holy calling, and that is Skyrim. No soul shall bother me, for my mind will be trapped, inescapable and emotionally invested to the great hero that I am. I shall climb steep mountains, and traverse treacherous valleys, all the while checking my buttocks out. I shall be master of swords and fist pump of holy retribution. Mud Crabs will fear me, Wolves will stay clear of me. For I am of Dragonborne."

They all looked at me like this.

-_- -_- >_> <_<

I suggest you all do the same. For your own sake.

...

Or you could have just planned time for yourself in advance and not have to be struck from the next will. :P
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 11:59 am

:thumbsup:
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:33 pm

I lol'd the moment you said "all the while checking out my buttocks". xD
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:29 pm

Couldn't really tell from the https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/315580_10150365672734643_505254642_8174676_17960304_n.jpg on his face..

I have a dog like that and that is an understanding face if I've ever seen one.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:33 am

How about my other dog?

I don't think https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294241_10150371418019643_505254642_8202757_376545706_n.jpg
He is being [censored] by a puppet, do you really think he cares about anything other than that?
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 12:48 am

He is being [censored] by a puppet, do you really think he cares about anything other than that?


No he's not you pervert!

He's a mount, and that's a level 20 cowboy from Target, riding him.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 7:00 am

Today, I broke the news to my girlfriend, family and friends. As well as my two beautiful dogs.

"Ask of me what you will, for today and tomorrow I shall answer thy bidding and do what must be done in this life. For come friday, I must declare sabbatical, as I answer thy holy calling, and that is Skyrim. No soul shall bother me, for my mind will be trapped, inescapable and emotionally invested to the great hero that I am. I shall climb steep mountains, and traverse treacherous valleys, all the while checking my buttocks out. I shall be master of swords and fist pump of holy retribution. Mud Crabs will fear me, Wolves will stay clear of me. For I am of Dragonborne."

They all looked at me like this.

-_- -_- >_> <_<

I suggest you all do the same. For your own sake.

LOL! Fortunately my wife is already preparing to lose me for the next few days.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 2:18 pm

No he's not you pervert!

He's a mount, and that's a level 20 cowboy from Target, riding him.
I was joking, jeese louise.

It was based on the puppet and dog's faces (puppet = enjoying himself too much, dog = like it really wasn't enjoying it).

Some people... :facepalm:
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 6:42 am

As I am not of Dragonborne and do not wish to be, I shall not do this.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:43 am

I was joking, jeese louise.

It was based on the puppet and dog's faces (puppet = enjoying himself too much, dog = like it really wasn't enjoying it).

Some people... :facepalm:

I know ;) I wasn't being serious


As I am not of Dragonborne and do not wish to be, I shall not do this.

Says the guy who's location is set to Valhalla
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 12:58 pm

This thread is full of win.

I am female, engaged to a non-gaming male (he just plays blasterball and word games) and he has been so understanding about Skyrim. He asked the other day, "So when is Skyrim coming out?" He understands.

I think I'll keep him.

I just IM'd him this:

Tonight I shall RULE THE WORLD!!!!*


*after I feed the cats.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:45 am

Says the guy who's location is set to Valhalla
What has Valhalla got to do with dragons and Skyrim? Absolutely nothing. Read up on Nordic mythology and you will find second to no dragon whatsoever.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 7:44 am

Couldn't really tell from the https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/315580_10150365672734643_505254642_8174676_17960304_n.jpg on his face..

That dog is such a cutie pie. :D
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 12:03 pm

I agreed with my fiance, that if she let's me play skyrim to my hearts content.......I would go see the new twilight with her :(
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