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Do yourself a favor before playing Skyrim.

Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:17 am

Today, I broke the news to my girlfriend, family and friends. As well as my two beautiful dogs.

"Ask of me what you will, for today and tomorrow I shall answer thy bidding and do what must be done in this life. For come friday, I must declare sabbatical, as I answer thy holy calling, and that is Skyrim. No soul shall bother me, for my mind will be trapped, inescapable and emotionally invested to the great hero that I am. I shall climb steep mountains, and traverse treacherous valleys, all the while checking my buttocks out. I shall be master of swords and fist pump of holy retribution. Mud Crabs will fear me, Wolves will stay clear of me. For I am of Dragonborne."

They all looked at me like this.

-_- -_- >_> <_<

I suggest you all do the same. For your own sake.
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MR.BIGG
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:47 am

Do this if you want to leave your spouse/girlfriend.
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Jade Muggeridge
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:23 am

Well said!
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Cash n Class
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 10:06 am

How'd your dogs take it?
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Strawberry
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 3:48 pm

And this is why you only date nerdy girls.

They get it.
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Noraima Vega
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 12:41 pm

How'd your dogs take it?


Couldn't really tell from the https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/315580_10150365672734643_505254642_8174676_17960304_n.jpg on his face..
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renee Duhamel
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 11:59 am

And this is why you only date nerdy girls.

They get it.

Yes.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:46 pm

And this is why you only date nerdy girls.

They get it.

Exactly. :biggrin:
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Laura Mclean
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:21 am

Couldn't really tell from the https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/315580_10150365672734643_505254642_8174676_17960304_n.jpg on his face..


That dog. That dog is something special. That dog gets it. Look at that face. That is an understanding face.

...or he has no idea what you're saying to him, and is just hoping for food.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 2:21 am

That dog. That dog is something special. That dog gets it. Look at that face. That is an understanding face.

...or he has no idea what you're saying to him, and is just hoping for food.


How about my other dog?

I don't think https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294241_10150371418019643_505254642_8202757_376545706_n.jpg
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:32 am

How about my other dog?

I don't think https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294241_10150371418019643_505254642_8202757_376545706_n.jpg

No, he just looks terrified.

Or maybe he's just awe-stricken at your commitment to the game.
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Sabrina Schwarz
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 2:30 pm

My dogs try to steal my snacks and pound their paws on my keyboard regardless....thats why i am so good in PvP games.
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Tyler F
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 3:50 pm

Better be honest with people than ignore them without reason..

I don't have any problems however, my GF knows I have been waiting for a TES for many years... she actually bought me the game...
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Kitana Lucas
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 11:15 am

Hehe....50 years old and I've been married for 22 years.

Told my wife yesterday that, except for taking her out to dinner Sunday night, I'll be on the Xbox all weekend.

She's not a gamer but she gets it. 22 years and she still lets me play my games.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 11:12 am

How long did it take you to come up with that lmao?
GJ :celebration:
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:11 am

Haha, what a statement!
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Stu Clarke
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 3:39 pm

My girlfriend is also buying Skyrim, my dog is the only one who doesn't like the idea...
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 4:21 am

My dogs try to steal my snacks and pound their paws on my keyboard regardless....thats why i am so good in PvP games.

wow your dogs are taught how to faceroll for you? Even if you play wow thats still talent!
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:43 am

Don't forget to stock the cupboards!
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naomi
 
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 3:49 pm

Now I don't feel so bad about using 3rd person so much to appreciate my characters buttocks.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:08 am

Me and my girlfriend are both getting Skyrim, and no pets to bother us to boot. Gonna be a fun weekend ^^
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 2:43 pm

I'm just going to lie to my girlfriend because I have no morals.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 1:08 am

Thankfully I'm single so I won't have this problem at all. XD *cheers*

Mmmm, silence and loneliness~

Awesome speech though! ^^
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 8:23 am

I'm making my girlfriend come with me to the midnight release so we can spend as much time as possible together before I ignore her for the next three or four days.
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Post » Wed May 09, 2012 11:01 am

Yeah my gf doesn't really play games but she finds it amusing the way i'm passionate about them. She really enjoyed the Skyrim trailer and wants to watch me play some.

Hopefully I can convert her to the dark side :)

The only game she's ever played was Zelda back on NES
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