I'm just going to lie to my girlfriend because I have no morals.
Girlfriend: Where were you all day Friday?
Warwick: I was with another woman.
Girlfriend: Oh, you bastard! You're such a stud. You've made me so jealous that I'm going to bake you a cake and give you the night of your life to win you back. You're all man, not like the computer game geeks I usually date.
Warwick: All according to plan.