Santa Isn't Real : Othor Games

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:40 am

*Sits on Santa's lap and quietly requests a replacement husband, preferrably Keanu Reeves.*

Why on earth would you want a protectron?

» Sat May 12, 2012 8:52 pm

I was always told that bad kids get a lump of coal for Christmas. Not sure if true since I've always been a good kid. :angel:

I gave my son coal one year for Christmas. I kept telling him it was going to happen. When he opened the present and saw it was coal he immediately began to cry and ran in his room. I couldn't help but laugh.

I then proceeded to burn the coal that he had been given for Christmas in my coal stove. It was fun times.

» Sat May 12, 2012 3:43 pm

Why on earth would you want a protectron?

Because he comes with batteries included.

But no worries... Santa is a hack. Old fool can't even deliver toys with batteries.

Oh yes. Yes, yes, indeed, he can.

Anyways, the hubs is taking me shopping this weekend.

» Sat May 12, 2012 1:51 pm

*sigh*

BSF: Would kidnap Santa, sell him into slavery and eat his reindeer.

Is it any wonder that none of you ever see him? :tongue:

Mmmmm, Reindeer jerky...Teriyaki style.

» Sat May 12, 2012 9:30 pm

Mmmmm, Reindeer jerky...Teriyaki style.

Well, reindeer is quite good, I'll give you that.

» Sat May 12, 2012 12:05 pm

Of course Santa is real.
He has his clothes, boots, ring, and hat enchanted with chameleon.
you need to use detect life to find him.

» Sat May 12, 2012 10:17 pm

Of course Santa is real.
He has his clothes, boots, ring, and hat enchanted with chameleon.
you need to use detect life to find him.

Where'd he get Chameleon up there in Skyrim?

» Sat May 12, 2012 2:18 pm

Where'd he get Chameleon up there in Skyrim?

He stole it from the invisible glaciers of northern Atmora.

» Sat May 12, 2012 2:29 pm

Santa isn't real?! :stare:

At least the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny are still real :sorcerer:

» Sat May 12, 2012 5:35 pm

I've stayed up all night hoping to get a look at the bug man in red, sadly he didn't come... I was extra good this year too... Oh well, Merri Kurisumasu.

The thing is that Santa is super fast (in order to visit all the children), and you probably didn't notice him due to this. If you had a camera and froze the image you would probably be able to see him (if you froze it at the exact right moment), if you put out any cookies and milk you should notice that they are gone before the night is over.

» Sat May 12, 2012 12:24 pm

Where'd he get Chameleon up there in Skyrim?

The Psijic order.
Santa is a Psijic.
He is also best friends with Kyle Katarn.......But that is a story for another time.