Santa Isn't Real : Othor Games

» Sat May 12, 2012 12:45 pm

I've stayed up all night hoping to get a look at the bug man in red, sadly he didn't come... I was extra good this year too... Oh well, Merri Kurisumasu.

» Sat May 12, 2012 4:46 pm

Woah spoiler alert!

» Sat May 12, 2012 1:41 pm

It's not true. :cry:

» Sat May 12, 2012 11:05 pm

Woah spoiler alert!

It's only a spoiler if it's true.

» Sat May 12, 2012 10:41 pm

He knows ya awake. Try sleeping with a camcorder on next time.

» Sat May 12, 2012 8:49 pm

Santa is real, I saw him driving down the road in a Pontiac just last night.

Seriously, I stopped believing about thirty years or so ago. Great for kids, but I'm not a kid anymore.

» Sat May 12, 2012 5:16 pm

I believe dammit!

» Sat May 12, 2012 2:02 pm

OP. Posting false and misleading information on these forums warrants an instant ban.

» Sat May 12, 2012 4:40 pm

You just weren't well-behaved enough to be visited by Santa. Be a good boy next year.

» Sat May 12, 2012 9:59 pm

Water is Wet.

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:50 am

Sorry OP, but last night I mistook Santa for a burglar and knocked him out with a frying pan. He's currently tied up in my basemant as I'm not sure what to do with him now.

» Sat May 12, 2012 12:44 pm

Then who was that guy in a red coat that visited our house yesterday...? :cold:

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:33 am

You didn't see him because you blinked.

» Sat May 12, 2012 4:24 pm

I never believed in Santa, something in my three year old brain knew that the flurry of activity around Christmas with all the extra commercials probably meant the mom and dad were under a lot of pressure to get stuff. Though I did fake acknowledging Santa for my grand parents for like... one year or perhaps two. They were sad when I finally told them I knew it was all a lie all along. Hahahah.

» Sat May 12, 2012 11:09 pm

Not after today hes not. :gun:

» Sat May 12, 2012 9:26 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NROjAKwgU

» Sat May 12, 2012 9:44 pm

I've stayed up all night hoping to get a look at the bug man in red, sadly he didn't come... I was extra good this year too... Oh well, Merri Kurisumasu.

SANTA IS REALZ!!!!

http://www.stevescottsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Santa-Christmas-lolcat.jpg

*Takes in deep breath*

Anyways, I found out when I was like....5 or 6. But thanks for reminding me parents on a regular basis lie to thier children and then crush their dreams later on.

» Sat May 12, 2012 9:13 pm

Santa is real! He brought me an Air Hogs micro helicopter.

But then I was disappoint because he forgot the batteries.

One of my wife's friends has written our son letters from Santa the he fedexs the letters. Well this year, our son didn't get one. So as he was going to bed he goes, "Why didn't I get a letter from Santa this year?" And I replied, "Because you're 12 And it's time for you to know that your mother and I are Santa."

The sad thing is, we told him when he was 10 that Santa wasn't real. I guess he just ignores this fact.

» Sat May 12, 2012 11:33 pm

One of my wife's friends has written our son letters from Santa the he fedexs the letters. Well this year, our son didn't get one. So as he was going to bed he goes, "Why didn't I get a letter from Santa this year?" And I replied, "Because you're 12 And it's time for you to know that your mother and I are Santa."

The sad thing is, we told him when he was 10 that Santa wasn't real. I guess he just ignores this fact.

WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO YOUR SON LIKE THAT?

... Oh, I get it, you found out that Santa put your son on the naughty list, right?

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:13 am

OP. Posting false and misleading information on these forums warrants an instant ban.

Agreed. Plus, I got the skulls I asked for! How can there be no Santa, when I got the skulls I asked for! Along with a nurgling in my stocking.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:13 am

http://i.imgur.com/42M5W.jpg

» Sat May 12, 2012 8:57 pm

Santa is real! He brought me an Air Hogs micro helicopter.

But then I was disappoint because he forgot the batteries.

One of my wife's friends has written our son letters from Santa the he fedexs the letters. Well this year, our son didn't get one. So as he was going to bed he goes, "Why didn't I get a letter from Santa this year?" And I replied, "Because you're 12 And it's time for you to know that your mother and I are Santa."

The sad thing is, we told him when he was 10 that Santa wasn't real. I guess he just ignores this fact.

Aw...

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:52 am

Santa isn't real, and December 25th isn't the birthday of Jesus Christ. He was born in late Sept/early Oct judging from how old John the Baptist was, we can estimate from those dates because we at one point know how old John and Jesus were at the same time. But Christ wasn't even born in the winter.

» Sat May 12, 2012 3:53 pm

Of course there's not only one santa claus, he couldn't possibly manage to visit all kids in just 24 hours. But there's many! :tongue:

» Sat May 12, 2012 6:49 pm

Santa is clearly one of the 1%. You never hear about poor kids getting cars and ponies for Christmas.