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Santa Isn't Real

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 2:38 pm

OP. Posting false and misleading information on these forums warrants an instant ban. :(

*Nods*

Santa didn't show cause you were awake and only comes in the dead of night to the houses of children that are asleep. Nearly caught him one year but those dang elves are crafty devils. Saw this present flying through the air which scared the crap out of me. Only logical explanation is he now has an invisibility suit since he needs magic more than ever due to the pixie shortages. *grumbles stupid pixies hoarding their magic*
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Bereket Fekadu
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 7:33 pm

W-w-what...? :cold: :cry:
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Guy Pearce
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:50 am

I've stayed up all night hoping to get a look at the bug man in red, sadly he didn't come... I was extra good this year too... Oh well, Merri Kurisumasu.

Bug man in red? God that would be scary to see in my living room :ahhh:
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Taylor Thompson
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:57 am

Santa kicked my dog.
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Taylrea Teodor
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:38 pm

Do I believe on Santa?

Maybe I do... Maybe I don't.
:shiftyeyes:

But if I say I don't I'll get less gifts.
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Imy Davies
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:07 am

Sorry OP, but last night I mistook Santa for a burglar and knocked him out with a frying pan. He's currently tied up in my basemant as I'm not sure what to do with him now.

Rare Exports, man. You're supposed to sell him.
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sarah simon-rogaume
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:37 am

Explain to me the drunk who had a deer in his car that plowed through my living room wall and threw a half-drunk bottle of whiskey at me, HUH?
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benjamin corsini
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:43 am

Sorry OP, but last night I mistook Santa for a burglar and knocked him out with a frying pan. He's currently tied up in my basemant as I'm not sure what to do with him now.
Wait...Santa is tied up in my basemant...Who the hell do I have then?
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:53 pm

I've stayed up all night hoping to get a look at the bug man in red, sadly he didn't come... I was extra good this year too... Oh well, Merri Kurisumasu.
Hate to tell you this Peace but you were on the naughty list so no presents for you :P
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YO MAma
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 12:02 pm

I believe!
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Stace
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:19 am

Wait...Santa is tied up in my basemant...Who the hell do I have then?
Where's my grandpa?
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Christie Mitchell
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 6:22 pm

Santa is clearly one of the 1%. You never hear about poor kids getting cars and ponies for Christmas.
Of course not, they needed glue more to hold their cardboard house together. :evil:
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liz barnes
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:54 pm

This thread is simply untrue, reports of my non-existence have been grossly exaggerated. It was a little touch and go over North Korean airspace, but I assure you that I am very much still alive and kicking. Ho ho ho!
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Ice Fire
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 10:46 pm

It's not true. :cry:
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Lauren Dale
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:47 am

This thread is simply untrue, reports of my non-existence have been grossly exaggerated. It was a little touch and go over North Korean airspace, but I assure you that I am very much still alive and kicking. Ho ho ho!
:3 He's alive.
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Sophie Miller
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:05 pm

But.. but... then who brought me mah pwesents? :cold:



This thread is simply untrue, reports of my non-existence have been grossly exaggerated. It was a little touch and go over North Korean airspace, but I assure you that I am very much still alive and kicking. Ho ho ho!

THERE SEE Peace Bullet you're wrong.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 1:19 pm

This thread is simply untrue, reports of my non-existence have been grossly exaggerated. It was a little touch and go over North Korean airspace, but I assure you that I am very much still alive and kicking. Ho ho ho!
Where's my pony?
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krystal sowten
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 3:00 pm

Where's my pony?
It was delicious. Merry Christmas. :biggrin:
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Matt Fletcher
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:50 pm

It was delicious. Merry Christmas. :biggrin:
Did you save any for me?
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*Chloe*
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 10:22 pm

Did you save any for me?
Nothing that you'd want to eat.
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MARLON JOHNSON
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:53 am

You'd be surprised.
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Blackdrak
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:18 pm

It was delicious. Merry Christmas. :biggrin:

I can't believe you ate it. Horses are much tastier.

Edit: and reindeer, of course. Burp.
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Scott Clemmons
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 3:49 pm

I refuse you to believe you!
Peace Bullet is the Grinch!
:verymad:
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:28 pm

Lol! Good joke!
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TASTY TRACY
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:56 pm

Snape killed Santa.
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