I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took an Arro : V - Skyrim

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:16 pm

I have a cousin taking arrows to the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:45 pm

A arrow, a arrow, my kingdom for a new knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:17 am

I used to be a dragonborn with belly full of sweetroll, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:50 pm

Well only if he's been to the Cloud District. Oh what am I saying, of course he hasn't.

hehe

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:17 am

has every single guard taken a arrow to the knee? because it all kinda makes sense to why Guards are so tought? because they used to be Adventurers?
also wouldnt an Army of wounded Adventurers make a weak army?

wait is the Dragonborn DESTINED to become a Guard if he takes a arrow to the knee? someone help me please im really scared

some of them complain they took a sword through the chest :<

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:01 pm

This explains a lot:

Skyrim Archery Practice: http://imgur.com/nUxKO

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:14 pm

I used to see dragons fly forward, then I took a patch in Skyrim.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:06 am

Dang it. I can't take an arrow to the knee because there's no arrows left! You guys took 'em all. To the knees.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:12 am

I used to not bother people with the same story over and over again, then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:47 pm

No wonder Todd described arrows as being a "rare commodity".

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:09 pm

I used to be a sweetroll, then I took a Guard to the arrow >:L

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:22 pm

I was watching videos on youtube, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:40 am

Got me thinking, maybe Im a sweetroll, I just dont know it yet.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:36 am

I voted to ban firearms, then I took an arrow to the knee.
I used to be a rhyming prodigy, then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:00 am

The old arrow to the knee plot device has been a great source of inspiration to the boys at Newgrounds...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/584866

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:16 pm

The old arrow to the knee plot device has been a great source of inspiration to the boys at Newgrounds...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/584866

ahahhhha, thats pretty funny, that music at the end cracks me up

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:31 pm

"I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do, but I didn't."

NPC adventurer Smith, still adventuring after taking an arrow to the knee.

Edit: yeah it was way too long before

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:05 am

I shot an NPC adventurer in the knee to see if he becomes a guard. The first attempt he killed me first. Then i got him, but he started taking over all the other NPCs by cloning over them. Then he runs over and started shouting!

"I killed you, Dovahkin. I watched you die, and with a certain satisfaction, I might add. And then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You shot me in the knee, Dovahkin. Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay. Compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you, Dovahkin. Because of you, I'm no longer an Adventurer of this system. Because of you, I'm changed, unplugged, a new man, so to speak, like you, apparently free."

In the subtitles he was simply called Smith...

This gag is too elongated to be funny.... Kids today have bullet ridden, gaping blade wounded, bleeding, infected, and filled with puss attention spans.... Maybe if you made Smith, Elmo or something...

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:33 pm

I used to think mudcrabs were disgusting creatures, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:27 am

There's a thu'um for that

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:45 pm

I used to be the world eater. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:00 pm

Its just the new "Stop right there criminal scum!"
I'm sure the next TES will have a new one

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:56 pm

This gag is too elongated to be funny.... Kids today have bullet ridden, gaping blade wounded, bleeding, infected, and filled with puss attention spans.... Maybe if you made Smith, Elmo or something...

Yeah, i fixed it, thanks for the advice

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:38 am

LET THIS THREAD END PLEASEEEEEEEE

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:27 am

Bethesda always seems to put something in their TES games that becomes a net wide joke, it was "criminal scum" in oblivion, now this.