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I used to sell Trinkets, odds and ends. That sort of thing. until hair is growing out my ears. Oh what am I saying, of course he took an Arrow in the knee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fnp91gg1j0
Curved. Swords
nuff said

"Hey, you! You're finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? But then you took an arrow to the knee? Same as us that that thief over there!"

"Give them their last arrow in the knee."

"What in Oblivion is that!?"
"Sentries, what do you see?"
"It's in the clouds!"
"Arrows to the knees!"

"You picked a bad time to come home to Skyrim, kinsmen. I took an arrow in the knee."

"Come here, let me see if I can get that arrow in the knee."

Are you looking to protect yourself, or deal some arrows to the knee?

LOL this might just be the biggest TES-related meme EVER. I'm seeing it everywhere , even on youtube videos and sites that have absolutely nothing to do with Skyrim or even games in general! Its gone totally viral, hahaha.

Maybe I'm a Dragonbord, i just dont know it yet

I was going to know something about this house, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I want a horse knee protection dlc!

I usd to hav a complt kyboard but thn I took an arrrow to th

Breton Seller in Whiterun: "I'd even sell my own sister! But I took an arrow to the knee."

Jarl Baalgruf the Great: "I'll not stand idly by while a dragon takes an arrow to the knee!"

Alvor: "But I need your help. We need your help. The Jarl needs to know about the arrows in the knee."

Hadvar: "Ralof, you damned traitor, out of my way!"
Ralof: "We're escaping, Hadvar! You're not taking an arrow in the knee this time!"
Hadvar: "Fine! I hope that arrow takes you all in the knees!"

Dragonborn: "...I got a good look at the dragon when I got an arrow in the knee."

Dragonborn: "How do you get to Whiterun?"
Ralof: "Just go up north until you get an arrow in the knee."

Dragonborn: "ARROW-KNEE!!"

Seventeen *days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen *hours!* Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here and shoot arrows in our [censored] knees.

I was gonna come in here and say how epic this thread is, but then I took an arrow in the bees knees.

I love this.

i was sick of the arrow knee jokes, then i took an arrow in the knee.

I can't believe it, you're dragonborn. I used to be dragonborn, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I said, next prisoner. To the block prisoner, to take an arrow to the knee.

I used to take an arrow to the knee, then my sister Gurder took an arrow to the knee. She runs a mill in Riverwood, taking arrows to the knee. I'm sure she'd help you out.

You saw the arrow to the knee we put in the last guy that ran away. Oh, it was his heart? no wonder he fell down. I used to be a thief like him, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I said, next prisoner. What in oblivion is that? Dragon! Quick, arrow to the knee! The gods won't give us another chance.

That dragon's burning the whole place to the ground. I used to be a dragon burning cities to the ground, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Let me guess, someone stole your arrow to the knee. I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I found a sweetroll.

Got to thinking, maybe I took an arrow in the knee, I just don't know it yet.

Gotta keep my eyes open, damn arrows could swoop down in the knee any time.

I think they lick Fly Amanitas so they don't feel the pain.

For you latin scholars out there;

"Veni, Vidi, Sagitto geni"

I love hearing the guards explain how the arrow to the knee made them retire while I'm standing there with one in my head and one in my butt.

Personally I think Skyrim has a huge disability/workmans comp fraud conspiracy being done by these guards...no way could they all have taken arrows to the knee.

Believe me....stick them in the posterior with your sword.....they run very well and without a limp after you.

you know what they say about people who take arrows to the knee?

"Veni, Vidi, Sagitto geni"

I came, I saw, I took an arrow to the knee.


Am I right?

I used to eat too many sweet roles but my body mass ruined my knees.

I used to find it funny to make sentences like you all do, I even told Inquisitor Glokta a joke about one, but then Severad shoot me an arrow in the knee.

I used to mix potions, but then i brewed him an ale

Technically not the knee... but still fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmPrYEOvM8

Now that I think of it, maybe that's why the Whiterun Guard doesn't allow those Redguards in. Poor fella has a trauma.