What made you laugh today in Skyrim? : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:39 am

Every time I fire an arrow near a trap trigger and watch a bandit or the like walk over to investigate and subsequently get smashed in the face by a swinging log of death, I LOL immensely.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:17 pm

The "hoy oim a Dunmah" accent still amuses me after all this time. Comic relief, once again!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:10 pm

Whenever I hear Nils, I immediately think of http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7562773.stm. Yes, that is a penguin.

I would think some men would find that stupid.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:13 pm

I fought an epic battle with a dragon outside of Windhelm. I was close to taking all his health and I was close to death. Knowing he was a fire breather, I quickly ran to the river and dove in, thinking I could use a water breathing potion and stay under long enough to get my health back so I can finally kill him. Wrong, he fried me underwater. I forgot that that dragon shouts are magical. :biggrin:

LOL .. I would think that since it is still "fire" and acts like fire that the water would have been protection. I guess now we know..

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:44 am

Every time I fire an arrow near a trap trigger and watch a bandit or the like walk over to investigate and subsequently get smashed in the face by a swinging log of death, I LOL immensely.

OMG I've never tried this...!

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:00 am

I was slaughtering bandits yesterday near a tower, and when I insta-killed one with a quick swipe of my mace, he shouted, "Hey, be careful!"

Also, if you kill an archer while he's nocking an arrow, then the string on his bow won't straighten out afterwards.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:37 am

Follower, Argis The Bulwark yelling, "I'm going to crush you like a bug!" as he was battling a Frostbite spider. Too funny. :tes:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:12 am

Just as I was heading into the Blue Palace the gaurd asks: "Is that hair growing out of your ears?"

NPC guards will randomly say that to you, if you've become a werewolf via the Companions quest.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:53 am

Oh! Another Louis Letrush has spawned, bringing it to three.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:06 am

I laugh every time I ask Eorlund Grey-Mane to show me his wares. The desperate way he says "Gods be praised!" just cracks me up so hard.

My stormcloak soldier/mercenary just confronted her first dragon at the Western Watchtower, and returned to Dragonsreach to report to the Jarl. After the Jarl and his brother fill me in on the legend of the dragonborn, the steward had the nerve to question me: "How do we know that she is truly the dragonborn?" My warrior thinks, well, I just proved myself to the soldiers at the tower by shouting, I'll shout at this disbelieveing steward! Yeah, that was a bad idea. I think my shout sideswiped the Jarl as well. The courts reaction was so quick and brutal, and for some reason I found it entirely too hilarious. I reloaded, but I'll never forget the look on that stewards face when I blasted him with Fus!

Also, last night the same character encountered Wujeeta on the road in front of Honningbrew Meadery. I did a double take. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Wujeeta From Riften! Apparently her skooma addiction got so bad she went wandering all the way nearly to Whiterun. It wasn't so funny ha-ha, more like funny WTF. I gave her a healing potion and sent her on her way home.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:39 am

Reading Advances in Lockpicking.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:28 pm

@sisqi, I have so wanted to do that to him as well. lol