What made you laugh today in Skyrim? : V

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:17 pm

I made some Enchanted Smithing items, no big deal. I use them to upgrade my items at the smithy and then go back home to change into my usual garb I use when out adventuring. However, I forgot to do one thing, Put my adventuring clothes back on. :facepalm:

So I walk outside and a little girl yells, "You're Naked".. What a laugh. LOL I quickly put my adventure clothes on. :rofl:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:50 am

Cicero made me laugh. :biggrin:

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:41 am

Cicero made me laugh. :biggrin:

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!

he creeps me out, and I don't see him that often. LOL

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:14 am

Cicero made me laugh. :biggrin:

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!

This. I almost forgot what a hilarious follower he was, I want to keep him foreeever with this character.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:19 am

This. I almost forgot what a hilarious follower he was, I want to keep him foreeever with this character.

I actually killed him and I really regret that now when I hear how awesome he is. :confused:

Same with Erindur, I regret killing him too.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:38 am

I was near Riften out for a walk in the wilderness when I was attacked by two bears. A perfect spot to test out my shout. the poor bears didnt stand a chance, over the edge they went down, down, down.
I made my way down and claimed its claws and hide after a quick look around I found the second bear a quick look around to check all clear and popped out of stealth and ran over to pick up my reward.
The bloody thing stood up , one swipe took 2/3rds of my health and as I turned and ran for it. The beast caught me in seconds,
I met my end at the base of a tree right next to 2nd bear that had fell of the rock.
Moral of the story dont annoy sleeping bears

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:40 am

I actually killed him and I really regret that now when I hear how awesome he is. :confused:

Same with Erindur, I regret killing him too.

I killed Erandur once, too. I restarted after realizing I'm never really going to use that staff again, and that's he's actually a very good follower.
I never killed Cicero though. I always thought he was a bro, umm... psycho and all... but I just couldn't do it.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:01 am

I was near Riften out for a walk in the wilderness when I was attacked by two bears. A perfect spot to test out my shout. the poor bears didnt stand a chance, over the edge they went down, down, down.
I made my way down and claimed its claws and hide after a quick look around I found the second bear a quick look around to check all clear and popped out of stealth and ran over to pick up my reward.
The bloody thing stood up , one swipe took 2/3rds of my health and as I turned and ran for it. The beast caught me in seconds,
I met my end at the base of a tree right next to 2nd bear that had fell of the rock.
Moral of the story dont annoy sleeping bears

lolol.. yeah i haven't had that happen in a while..

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:57 am

I was near Riften out for a walk in the wilderness when I was attacked by two bears. A perfect spot to test out my shout. the poor bears didnt stand a chance, over the edge they went down, down, down.
I made my way down and claimed its claws and hide after a quick look around I found the second bear a quick look around to check all clear and popped out of stealth and ran over to pick up my reward.
The bloody thing stood up , one swipe took 2/3rds of my health and as I turned and ran for it. The beast caught me in seconds,
I met my end at the base of a tree right next to 2nd bear that had fell of the rock.
Moral of the story dont annoy sleeping bears

Bears are scary. Especially in pairs, they can kill you fast, especially if you're like me and don't usually block. (I'm more of a dual-wielder/spellsword on most of my characters)
You know what's even scarier?
Three. bloody. Frost. Trolls. Near a certain Daedric shrine, near Windhelm. Lucky that the character I was playing was a very high level so I took them down pretty easily. Can't imagine what it would look like if I stumbled on them on a lower level.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:50 am

Shooting a Bandit in the knee with an arrow... With me saying in a Norse accent "You took an arrow in the knee".

Yes, I am sad.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:00 am

Shooting a Bandit in the knee with an arrow... With me saying in a Norse accent "You took an arrow in the knee".

Yes, I am sad. :wink:

lololol

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:23 am

Sheesh, two in one day.. I just saw a rider on his horse act like a pin ball. Just bounce here and there and then off in to the sunset, well it would have been a sunset if it was not raining.. LOL

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:59 am

Most sabre cats I see have a hard time of standing still...... just when I think I'm dead and they lunge at me, they zip across the map, turn at me again, but instead walk a different way.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:05 pm

I went out the main gate of Whiterun and the skeleton of the first dragon fell out of the sky and landed at my feet, all but blocking the gate.

And yes, then one of the guards said "What is it? Dragons?"

I sooo wanted to just bash him in the face with my shield.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:45 am

I was fighting alongside a conjuration mage (will not give too many details as want to avoid any potential spoilers :wink:

) when apparently one of the local chickens got caught in the cross-fire. Lo and behold, I look down and see my mage friend re-animated the poor chicken and sent him in to do battle with us....beware of the zombie chicken! LOL :biggrin:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:57 am

The quest where you have to kill a battlemage on some remote island fort and when the ships/etc start bombarding the island seeing the blood horker corpses go flying miles into the air when they are hit by those meteors/cannons.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:55 am

well, i was figthing with this guy bare hands for 100 gold at markath, and sudden of all lydia started shouting "oh who teached you to fight, keep those hands up"..

I really creeped and laughed O.o

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:14 am

For some reason, my warrior decided to sneak and pick of the bow of a bandit that he had maimed. He used the bow along with a glass arrow that he had scavenged from a Dwartven Centurion on a sole bandit. He hit the bandit in the head. The bandit fell to his knees, screaming "No! Gods No!" He then got up and walked up to my Warrior but was unable to see him because he was standing in complete darkness. After about 10 seconds, he gave up, remarking "Must've been my imagination." and then walked away. I broke out in laughter, Skyrim's AI can be very comical.

Those Bandits either are on Skooma or have a really wild imagination.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:22 am

well, i was figthing with this guy bare hands for 100 gold at markath, and sudden of all lydia started shouting "oh who teached you to fight, keep those hands up"..

I really creeped and laughed O.o

It's funny when the most docile and whimpy NPCs gather around a fight shouting things like "12 Septims on the big one," or "DRIVE THAT SNOWBACK TO THE GROUND!"

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:56 pm

I laughed at how bad the writing is.

/jk

what I actually laughed at was having Jarl of Whiterun hold his epic speect after the *battle which you know*, when he walked down the stairs he came across a body and exclaimed "my gods, what happened!"

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:58 pm

I went out the main gate of Whiterun and the skeleton of the first dragon fell out of the sky and landed at my feet, all but blocking the gate.

And yes, then one of the guards said "What is it? Dragons?"

I sooo wanted to just bash him in the face with my shield.

or as Bill Engvall says, "Here's your sign". LOL

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:49 pm

I was fighting alongside a conjuration mage (will not give too many details as want to avoid any potential spoilers :wink:

) when apparently one of the local chickens got caught in the cross-fire. Lo and behold, I look down and see my mage friend re-animated the poor chicken and sent him in to do battle with us....beware of the zombie chicken! LOL :biggrin:

LOLOL.. now that would be funny to see on YouTube..

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:21 am

For some reason, my warrior decided to sneak and pick of the bow of a bandit that he had maimed. He used the bow along with a glass arrow that he had scavenged from a Dwartven Centurion on a sole bandit. He hit the bandit in the head. The bandit fell to his knees, screaming "No! Gods No!" He then got up and walked up to my Warrior but was unable to see him because he was standing in complete darkness. After about 10 seconds, he gave up, remarking "Must've been my imagination." and then walked away. I broke out in laughter, Skyrim's AI can be very comical.

Those Bandits either are on Skooma or have a really wild imagination.

No Bethesda just does not give the AI's more than a few lines of dialogue which it would make the game more interesting if they did. I mean, do they walk around their cubicals repeating the same things over and over? I know I don't. I mean, the AI's could give unrelated but juicy gossip instead of the same ole line over and over. And maybe just maybe one of those or a few of them could be quest.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:07 am

After I had trained from Faendal as much as I could I had him follow me to a Giant's camp, where I told him to wait. Of course, a giant soon sent him into low-Nirn orbit. Today I was passing through Riverwood and decided to stop at the Riverwood Trader. I enter the store and who do I see sitting there? Faendal, drinking a cup of mead without a care in the world. I asked him to follow me, and the two of began our journey to a giant's camp...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:24 am

Dark Brotherhood Spoiler.

Spoiler

I had to embrace the Night Mother. I went into her coffin and snuggled up to survive. Gross but funny.