What would you do if you took over the world. : Othor Games

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:16 am

Also if I ever formed my own New World Order, this would be its anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du0uQpw1X30

Tim (aka the Slipperman)

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:37 am

I don't mean like stripping people down, maybe just having them sniffed by dogs or using some special drug detecting device invented with the increased funds.

Yes, those horrible musicians and film directors and accountants and scriptwriters and lawyers and single parent moms all deserve to be criminally prosecuted for a harmless habbit.

[censored] hell man.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:40 pm

I'd also make it compulsory for children to watch at least 5 episodes of Star Trek before they're 10.

Yes.

How: I would use my good looks and charm to become the first elected 'King of the world'.

Why: I would then ~~force~~ ask the top scientists to create an amazing cybernetic arm for myself. To increase my physical abilities and good looks. Once I have my awesome arm, I would then have the rest of my body immortalizedified.
Then I would continue to rule the world as Justice. My word is law. My cookies must be delivered on time, or my maid (who would be super sixy) will have to pay, probably by ~~killing~~ punishing somebody she knows or loves.

I want to be loved by all!!!

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:59 am

1. Military force.

2. Create single unified government, Conscription at the age of 7, Commence mining of asteroids, railguns galore, Space weapons, Nuclear weapons of earth shattering sizes, Kidnap children for super-soldier project (its all the rage these days), Robots, Contact alien race, go to war with alien race, win said war, repeat last 3 steps.

Have a sandwich after.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:16 am

1. Say you know where a really big oil lake is, watch state rulers trip over each other in an attempt to please you and find out, find a random alcoholic club and say that the world leaders at your house are planning to destroy alcohol, sit back and watch, then declare meself ruler of the world.
2. write the Unilateral Declaration of Human equality, rights and Peaceful co-existence, heres a few lines:
Declaration 321- All forms of Bullying are hereby punishable by death, the same goes for racism or discrimination in any way.
Declaration-23- Alcohol will be henceforth watered down and prices raised upon the sale of alcoholic drinks and such
Declaration-247- Bethesda softworks is henceforth declared to be supreme overlord of the entirety of the Computer Games Industry, Bioware will re-write the ending of Mass Effect 3 to contain Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Jackie Chan, Mr. T and George Bush JR. to rescue the world and smack Commander Shepard for not have making a scene in front of the councillors until he is given ample time to prepare.
Declaration 314- The Rat Pack will be resurectted to bring back good music to the world.
Declaration 289- Force all the worlds scientists leading figures etc. to join the Order of Humanitarian advancement-secret facility on mars.

3.Organize a central economy, Police force etc. build it on the moon store all nukes there build BRADLEY-HERCULES and ARCHIMEDES weapons platforms to keep the world under control.
4. Have a civilised ball in which people live on T.V will see the unveiling of the GOD MKII system to manage the world while I go salmon fishing in the yemen.

Am I mad