What would you do if you took over the world. : Othor Games

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:51 pm

Imagine this. Your plan for world domination worked. And you are now the dictator of Planet Earth. So I have two questions for you.

1) What would be your plan for world domination?

2)What would you do when you took over Earth?

My answers are

1) I would use military force to do so.

2) I will legalize marijuana.

What's yours?

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:34 pm

2) I will legalize marijuana.

An ambitious one, I see.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:23 am

I like your plan. I'll just let you do it.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:20 am

An ambitious one, I see.

exactly...

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:24 pm

2) I will legalize marijuana.

The last thing the world needs is teens boasting about weed and thinking they are cool about it.

1) Discover oil reserves are present in the moon, declare something must be done to stop the child slavery on the moon, invade moon, control moon, build super lazorrr, control world from moon with the threat of the lazorrr.

2) I would make the world more reliant on renewable energy sources.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:27 am

I'd make llamas the official animal of every country and feature them in all the flags.

I'd also make it compulsory for children to watch at least 5 episodes of Star Trek before they're 10.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:47 am

1) Discover oil reserves are present in the moon, declare something must be done to stop the child slavery on the moon, invade moon, control moon, build super lazorrr, control world from moon with the threat of the lazorrr.

Very interesting plan...

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:52 pm

The last thing the world needs is teens boasting about weed and thinking they are cool about it.

They already [censored] do that.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:06 am

The last thing the world needs is teens boasting about weed and thinking they are cool about it.

Making it legal might solve this problem.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:03 pm

All war will be abolished. All of the money in the world that was once devoted to military spending will be shunted into space development. The number one priority for the next 50 years will be the creation of the first self-sustaining space colony, several space elevators, and advanced space craft.

The world will be burdened by high taxes, and they will hate me for it. Though the shortsighted payoffs will be painful and small, the future history of mankind will never forget the first space colony.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:03 pm

1. I'd eat a Klondike bar (I hate those things)

2. I'd ban Klondike bars (I hate those things)

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:39 am

I wouldn't want the responsibility. I'd rather be the guy that "The Guy" relies on.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:23 am

All war will be abolished. All of the money in the world that was once devoted to military spending will be shunted into space development. The number one priority for the next 50 years will be the creation of the first self-sustaining space colony, several space elevators, and advanced space craft.

The world will be burdened by high taxes, and they will hate me for it. Though the shortsighted payoffs will be painful and small, the future history of mankind will never forget the first space colony.

I remember you writing this exact same thing for a similar thread. Ya can't abolish war (well hypothetically you can but not in practice).

1. I'd eat a Klondike bar (I hate those things)

2. I'd ban Klondike bars (I hate those things)

http://www.ghetmedia.com/ninnybin/comics/Klondike%20Bar.jpg

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:50 pm

They already [censored] do that.

I meant more teens, and legalising it won't solve anything. It'll just make it available to everyone and all the conversations will just be about weed

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» Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:40 pm

I meant more teens, and legalising it won't solve anything. It'll just make it available to everyone and all the conversations will just be about weed

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Not really. Weed makes for boring conversations (Wiley Wonka said it too :tongue:

). It would go down the path of the cigarette. Nowadays those who smoke cigarettes are publicly ridiculed.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:56 pm

Not really. Weed makes for boring conversations (Wiley Wonka said it too :tongue:

). It would go down the path of the cigarette. Nowadays those who smoke cigarettes are publicly ridiculed.

Oh that's another thing, I would illegalise cigarettes. What's the point in them, they have no health benefits, and are just as bad as any other drug in terms of harm, why should they be legal?

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:53 am

Oh that's another thing, I would illegalise cigarettes. What's the point in them, they have no health benefits, and are just as bad as any other drug in terms of harm, why should they be legal?

Making tobacco illegal along with weed is just going to make it as bad as weed, socially. Why is the [censored] even illegal? They're plants. And guess what? People choose whether or not to partake of them. You get addicted to a substance, it's your own goddamned fault. Don't go blaming the object.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:23 pm

I remember you writing this exact same thing for a similar thread. Ya can't abolish war (well hypothetically you can but not in practice).

I can if I magically rule the entire world. :evil:

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:13 am

The last thing the world needs is teens boasting about weed and thinking they are cool about it.

Quite.

I'm not sure how I'd go about my coup. It would involve pie.

As for what I'd do, probably ban MBAs and other management foolishness that's threatening to cause the downfall of civilisation.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:59 am

So you'd just switch the roles of weed and tobacco, thus doing absolutely nothing for the better or worse in the grand scheme of things? People will just pass tobacco underground and it'll become the new "hip" thing.

Damn, this escalated pretty fast..

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:52 pm

1. I'd kill all the humans.
2. Who cares? I killed all the humans. Problems SOLVED.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:48 pm

So you'd just switch the roles of weed and tobacco, thus doing absolutely nothing for the better or worse in the grand scheme of things? People will just pass tobacco underground and it'll become the new "hip" thing.

It's hip anyway, why do you think people start smoking it? Illegalising them would make it harder to get.

I would make all healthcare free, unless it is drug-related in which case you have to pay all expenses and can't be insure for it. Should be a good deterrent.

Apologies for derailing the thread, wit!ym.

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:09 am

Damn, this escalated pretty fast..

Leave it to the savvy, pipe-smoking hussar to nudge a thread into the raging currents of getting locked.

1. I'd kill all the humans.
2. Who cares? I killed all the humans. Problems SOLVED.

St...Stalin...is that you?

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:56 am

1) Hopefully a huge sum of money would fall into my lap, and it could be used to bribe and persuade world powers into falling under my influence.

2) I'd ban tobacco use, put good music back on the radio, and banish people I dislike to some desolate region where they must live the rest of their lives.
(EDIT) Also make it illegal for people to speak ill of progressive rock/video games/autistic people, and also illegal to bully autistic people...The punishment for breaking this law? Public internationally-televised execution by drawing-and-quartering. (*evil laugh*)

Tim (aka the Slipperman)

» Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:46 pm

I'd genetically engineer the ebola virus to make it able to survive longer without a host. I would give a brief demonstration of it's effectiveness in the form of a person in an air tight room being exposed the virus, video tape that followed by me explaining that it will be released in New York and every large city in the world within a week if they do not relinquish control of the world to me. Send it to world leaders throughout the world and wait. If they agree then fine, if not I start dropping the virus in cities until they do.

I'd make the standard religion of the world postafarianism... Because it makes me laugh.