Why there are no female giants : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:55 pm

I saw one last week. It had the biggest bong bongs I had ever seen. It was on the island of beautiful naked people, and I last saw her gossiping with a nymph. I might have just seen a nymph with a height issue, though.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:51 am

They wouldn't be homosixual if they reproduced asixually.

Oops well you got me there. I'm going to edit that out.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:07 am

Well, without adding the obvious Mammoth jokes I will say this. I can image that if Bethesda added females the next logical thing would be to add children. Then of course those children would be essential. Then of course people would be complaining that they couldn't whack the giant kids. So it may have been in everyone's best interest to just add the male giants and be done with it.

Though I admit they do remind me of the Ents in Middle Earth in that regard. Like maybe they lost all their females...

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:45 pm

If i ever stumble apon two giants "getting it on" or a giant "gently milking" a mammoth i swear to dagon i'll never venture outside breezehome again.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:20 pm

There are female giants! They're called Mammoths.

i always thought the same...

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:45 pm

Maybe they grow on trees

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:41 am

Female "giants" are actually the opposite of males, being very, very small. The males, for reasons best known to themselves, keep them secreted away in purpose built pouches in their loincloths.

You can read all about it here, in this post that I just made up.

UGH your confounded post just induced a terribly disgusting picture in my mind :swear:

On topic: Get me a female dragon, and we'll talk

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:13 pm

Giants mate with Hagravens.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:35 pm

Maybe they asixually reproduce like cell division.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:04 am

No you see plenty of female giants. They are just all muscular, flat chested, and have a full beard

Ever seen a female draugr with a manly beard? I jelly

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:58 pm

They hide in the Mammoth cheese sacks.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:22 pm

They hide in the Mammoth cheese sacks.

Poor male giants.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:43 am

I do hate it when they build half a race, but I like the idea of them being immortal.

The same can be said for Falmers...

Where are the females Falmers?!? Unlike giants, whose existence is only explained in myth and lore, Falmer being elves, we know how they're supposed to breed.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:36 pm

They all live in the Amazon.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:27 pm

I know you're new to this thread...but you just started an unstopable argument about wether the mamoths are the women or somthing worse.

buzz kill

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:11 pm

Would be very interesting to find giant's caves with giant women and giant children.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:57 pm

There is a mod for this! Oh, wait...

*Heads to Mod forum for a [REQz] thread*

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:59 pm

Would be very interesting to find giant's caves with giant women and giant children.

And kill them all !!!

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:38 pm

And kill them all !!!

O_o I was just pointing out that of all the races, giants are one of the few who lack a proper home or family setting. We see children and such, I think it would be interesting to see giant children and women tending to the homes lol.

Killing them works too!

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:21 pm

O_o I was just pointing out that of all the races, giants are one of the few who lack a proper home or family setting. We see children and such, I think it would be interesting to see giant children and women tending to the homes lol.

Killing them works too!

I don't actually like killing them, I love giants, however if I get a bounty quest for them I don't really have a choice.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:14 am

Haha nice, where do you get bounty quests? I've only completed the Companion's quest line, in the middle of TDB atm.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:06 pm

Haha nice, where do you get bounty quests? I've only completed the Companion's quest line, in the middle of TDB atm.

Any of the Jarls stewards in most cities, or bartenders in the holds.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:24 pm

sweet thanks