Worst Movie ever made.

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:48 pm

Citizen Kane :tongue:

Uhm.. this is really such a subjective opinion... Uhm.. Barbie Princess.

No. There are objectively bad movies, people liking bad movies doesn't change the fact that they're bad movies. I present "Star Wars Holiday Special" as exhibit A.
User avatar
Ridhwan Hemsome
 
Posts: 3501
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 2:13 pm

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 3:59 pm

any parody movie, in ten years they won't even make since because everyone already forgot what they were parodying


Airplane?
User avatar
Lawrence Armijo
 
Posts: 3446
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:12 pm

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:30 pm

That's it. You just can't beat that.
Troll 2 says hi.
User avatar
Imy Davies
 
Posts: 3479
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:42 pm

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 8:49 pm

Troll 2 is too bad to be the worst movie ever
User avatar
Benito Martinez
 
Posts: 3470
Joined: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:33 am

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 3:51 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

It was supposed to be Gary Oldman's role of a lifetime... seems nobody ever told him you never go full midget.
User avatar
Rodney C
 
Posts: 3520
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:54 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:23 am

citizen kane
User avatar
Destinyscharm
 
Posts: 3404
Joined: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:06 pm

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:17 am

[Insert made for SyFy movie here]
This gets my vote.
User avatar
Rhiannon Jones
 
Posts: 3423
Joined: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:18 pm

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:29 pm


Oh I forgot about that movie, it had some funny moments but it was pretty stupid. Speaking of Adam Sandler did anyone see Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star? From the commercials I thought it would be truly awful but I don't know anyone who actually saw it.
I'm also going to take this moment to nominate every Nicolas Cage movie ever.
Born to be a Star.

Looked like [censored].

Its like the trailer was trying to keep you away from the movie.
User avatar
brian adkins
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:51 am

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 10:00 pm

citizen kane
:stare:
User avatar
benjamin corsini
 
Posts: 3411
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:32 pm

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:18 pm

Born to be a Star.

Looked like [censored].

Its like the trailer was trying to keep you away from the movie.
If I see that commerical one more time, I'm going to smash my TV and go kill Nick Swardson.
User avatar
Chavala
 
Posts: 3355
Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:28 am

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:54 pm

[Insert made for SyFy movie here]

You didn't like 'Transmorphers:Fall of Man?' Weirdo.
User avatar
Matt Bigelow
 
Posts: 3350
Joined: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:36 pm

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:06 am

You didn't like 'Transmorphers:Fall of Man?' Weirdo.

Transmorphers is an Asylum production not a SyFy one
User avatar
Samantha Pattison
 
Posts: 3407
Joined: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:19 pm

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:28 pm

I'm also going to take this moment to nominate every Nicolas Cage movie ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eLKaHFdS9o
He has made a lot of terrible movies, but he was nominated for an Oscar for Adaptation and he won an Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas. I personally haven't seen either of those movies, but I have seen Lord of War which was pretty damn amazing.
He has done two or three really great movies, Lord of War being one of them, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8 Though, knocking out that woman while wearing a bear suit was awesome. Wicker Man almost rivals Troll 2 imo.
User avatar
Jack Moves
 
Posts: 3367
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:51 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:05 am

Plan 9 from outer space :whistling:
User avatar
brandon frier
 
Posts: 3422
Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:47 pm

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:49 am

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

You know how a film can be "so bad it's good"? That was the first film that I felt kept going.
any parody movie, in ten years they won't even make since because everyone already forgot what they were parodying
No love for Mel Brooks?
User avatar
Mrs. Patton
 
Posts: 3418
Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:00 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 5:09 am

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

I remember finally seeing this film after hearing about how wonderfully bad it was for years. I remember I was stunned. I don't remember much else.
User avatar
Franko AlVarado
 
Posts: 3473
Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:49 pm

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:46 pm

I remember a thread similar to this a while back with a Youtube link to a trailer. The film looked hilarious and if my memory serves me correctly it was something to do with a strange elephant-like-creature terrorising a village somewhere in the desert. Maybe I was dreaming, as I can't for the life of me remember what it was called or any other details about it - but It was utterly hilarious.

If I was indeed dreaming, then I change my vote to Birdemic. The trailer for it linked earlier in the thread made it look truly dire (although in a hilarious sense).
User avatar
Taylor Thompson
 
Posts: 3350
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:19 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:03 am

What do you think was the worst movie ever made? Feel free to share the worst parts of the movie if you can.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780504/

Drive.
All my hopes, crushed.


Things I found stupid.
Mustang shifts while in reverse twice? Three reverse gears? Yeah right. Explanation is "lol he modded it cause he is pro at working on cars." Get real, you expect me to believe that it has a 9 speed (6 forward and 3 reverse) transmission? Like big truck? How about no.

Chase seen with said mustang, mustang cant outrun big heavy Chrysler 300 at all. Weights 500-700ish pounds more.
Had 100+ horsepower less, much less torque.

Chrysler 300, 300Hp at a bit over 6K rpm.
Mustang 5.0, 412 on 93 octane.

Mustang weights less, has way more power. Can't outrun it, and I am supposed that believe that, the driver svcks at driving, or is just playing with the following car (why?) or that the Chrysler 300 is "lol modded bro" as well.

Ryan Gosling, worst acting I have ever seen.

Movie is supposed to be "artsy", instead is just pure garbage IMO. Wost movie I have seen all year. Even the fast five was entertaining even with all the stupid stuff that happens in it, like pulling a vault and police chargers that are exactly the same yet some are faster than others and "lol gear changes."

The green hornet was good, but underrated.
Serenity, huge let down after watching Firefly.



Best movie I watched all year? A game of thrones. Ok its not a "movie" but it was good.
User avatar
Elea Rossi
 
Posts: 3554
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:39 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:16 am

what was the very 1st movie ever? maybe thats the worst ?
User avatar
!beef
 
Posts: 3497
Joined: Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:41 pm

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:28 am

what was the very 1st movie ever? maybe thats the worst ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1i40rnpOsA


I don't think I've enjoyed a comedy in a very long time and I absolutely hate teen comedies.
User avatar
Judy Lynch
 
Posts: 3504
Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:31 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:05 am

*sigh* This thread again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644
I think the school's media center has made better special effects than that.
I men, why ?
Lol y u men bro?

I definetly think that The Room was the worst movie I ever watched.
User avatar
alicia hillier
 
Posts: 3387
Joined: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:57 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:25 am

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780504/

Drive.
All my hopes, crushed.


Things I found stupid.
Mustang shifts while in reverse twice? Three reverse gears? Yeah right. Explanation is "lol he modded it cause he is pro at working on cars." Get real, you expect me to believe that it has a 9 speed (6 forward and 3 reverse) transmission? Like big truck? How about no.

Chase seen with said mustang, mustang cant outrun big heavy Chrysler 300 at all. Weights 500-700ish pounds more.
Had 100+ horsepower less, much less torque.

Chrysler 300, 300Hp at a bit over 6K rpm.
Mustang 5.0, 412 on 93 octane.

Mustang weights less, has way more power. Can't outrun it, and I am supposed that believe that, the driver svcks at driving, or is just playing with the following car (why?) or that the Chrysler 300 is "lol modded bro" as well.

Ryan Gosling, worst acting I have ever seen.

Movie is supposed to be "artsy", instead is just pure garbage IMO. Wost movie I have seen all year. Even the fast five was entertaining even with all the stupid stuff that happens in it, like pulling a vault and police chargers that are exactly the same yet some are faster than others and "lol gear changes."

The green hornet was good, but underrated.
Serenity, huge let down after watching Firefly.



Best movie I watched all year? A game of thrones. Ok its not a "movie" but it was good.
:blink:
I respectfully and completely disagree with your choices, sir. Serenity is one of my favourite movies ever and I was truly amazed at how much I enjoyed Drive.

Note: Of all the films that were released this year, you chose a TV show as your favourite movie of the year?
User avatar
brenden casey
 
Posts: 3400
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:58 pm

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am

*sigh* This thread again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644

OMFG THEY MADE A CLIFF RACER MOVIE???
User avatar
Esther Fernandez
 
Posts: 3415
Joined: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:52 am

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:32 am

It likely isn't the worst movie I've ever seen, but what is coming to mind at the moment is Children of the Living Dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeXKyYl5Z28

There is one scene where a zombie is wandering through the woods. It just kept going and going, with him shambling here and there. Partway through the scene, I nodded off. I don't know how long I was sleeping, but when I awoke, he was still wandering through the freaking woods!

I must remember to thank my sister for giving me that movie. :drag:
User avatar
Jesus Duran
 
Posts: 3444
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:16 am

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 3:37 pm

OMFG THEY MADE A CLIFF RACER MOVIE???

"Marandus Heights: the Life and Loves of Dave the Cliffracer." It's a romcom.

Edit: okay, it's not especially romantic or funny, but cliffracers are simple creatures.
User avatar
Dezzeh
 
Posts: 3414
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:49 am

PreviousNext

Return to Othor Games

cron