Worst Movie ever made.

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:19 am

The Deer Hunter. Ten minutes worth of story, carefully hidden in three hours of movie.
Do we have an Apocalypse Now fan here?
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:49 pm

finally someone who knows my pain, the box was the most terrible waste of 2 hours of my life.

Before I saw the box I thought the trailer looked so promising. Also the plot sounded really interesting and simple but when I finally checked it it was HORRIBLE. Especially the end so I saw that coming after the first half of the movie. It's like many of these movies nowadays like they come up with a really simple and interesting idea, the plot starts off promising and then they just don't know how to finish it anymore and just come up with a stupid conclusion/ending.

I also hate it how movies nowadays have a very weak plot and they just spice it up with a lot of special effects and "cool shots" which are supposed to make it an awesome movie. I they spend half as much money on the special effect they actually don't need and spend the rest on writing a better plot the movie would be so much better.

Or....even worse....3D?!

It's like eeevery effing movie is shot in 3d lately. It's completely useless sometimes. For example Titanic will be released in 3d....like why?! Completely unnecessary since the movie was already nice without 3d?! It's just a cheap marketing trick to cover up the fact that Hollywood is somewhat dead and out of new ideas. It's just a easy trick to make us pay for cinema tickets since everybody downloads everything nowadays. Were all being played!
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 8:37 pm

Add A Brush With Death to your list of bad horror movies. Just watched it, and I couldn't stop laughing.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:48 pm

Hmmmm....worst movie ever? I usually got great taste and only watch movies of pretty good quality. But I have had dumb friends and a few odd girlfriends in the past. Gonna lay down one I have not seen posted yet. Mostly because of the overwhelming disappointment I experienced because of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHrOfJ8_D0o. I just could not sit and watch some of my favorite characters get butchered by a horrible rendition of that book series. Not too mention it looks like complete crap...

btw...it came out in 2008!!
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 8:07 pm

Do we have an Apocalypse Now fan here?
Are you the same person who said something to the same effect to someone else complaining about The Deer Hunter in another thread, or is there just a common rivalry between fans of the two movies? I really liked both movies, as far as my two cents go.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:21 am

Are you the same person who said something to the same effect to someone else complaining about The Deer Hunter in another thread, or is there just a common rivalry between fans of the two movies? I really liked both movies, as far as my two cents go.
That was a different person, but generally people like one or the other. I kind of liked Apocalypse Now, but I loved the Deer Hunter. I have never seen a film moment as intense as the russian roulette scene in the Deer Hunter.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 4:37 pm

I don't often get angry at movies but 2012 just pissed me right the [censored] off.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:50 pm

Haven't seen a lot of the ones mentioned, but the worst movie I've ever seen was Avatar the Airbender, directed by M. Night "I've only done one good movie" Shyamalan.

My buddy really wanted to see it, apparently the cartoon it is based on was pretty good, but I couldn't believe anyone involved in that film was actually paid for their work. Imagine my surprise when the budget for it was actually $150 million!
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:57 am

force isn't viewed as mystical as it was in episodes 4 5 and 6 because jedi and the force were still widely spread. people new about the force instead of it being more of a legend.
It's not as much of explaining the Force as explaining Force sensitivity in meatbags organics.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 7:46 pm

Most movies which are based on video games (eg. Doom, Far Cry)
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:52 pm

Hmmmm....worst movie ever? I usually got great taste and only watch movies of pretty good quality. But I have had dumb friends and a few odd girlfriends in the past. Gonna lay down one I have not seen posted yet. Mostly because of the overwhelming disappointment I experienced because of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHrOfJ8_D0o. I just could not sit and watch some of my favorite characters get butchered by a horrible rendition of that book series. Not too mention it looks like complete crap...

btw...it came out in 2008!!

Ehhhhh-----Cel shading and CGI didn't mix very well in that trailer. They should have just cel shaded everything cause the trailer looked terrible.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:11 am

Do we have an Apocalypse Now fan here?

No, I'm not the biggest fan of that either. I'd prefer to watch Apocalypse Now, but that's kind of like saying I'd rather be mugged than burgled.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:40 pm

No, I'm not the biggest fan of that either. I'd prefer to watch Apocalypse Now, but that's kind of like saying I'd rather be mugged than burgled.

Same here, really. I don't actually hate the films, but they don't really do anything for me.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:47 pm

Oh come on. How can anyone not think Batman and Robin was the worst movie ever made.

It almost destroyed Batman. Some thing not even the Joker could do.


Plan 9 from Outer Space...

Plan 9 from outer space :whistling:

Some quotes, and keep in mind this was meant to be a serious horror/scifi movie....

Paula Trent: ...A flying saucer? You mean the kind from up there?
Jeff Trent: Yeah, either that or its counterpart

Air Force Captain: Visits? That would indicate visitors.

Colonel Tom Edwards: This is the most fantastic story I've ever heard.
Jeff Trent: And every word of it's true, too.
Colonel Tom Edwards: That's the fantastic part of it.

Lieutenant John Harper: But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible.

Lieutenant John Harper: It was a saucer.
Patrolman: A flying saucer?

Jeff Trent: So what if we *do* develop this Solanite bomb? We'd be even a stronger nation than now.
Eros: Stronger. You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Jeff Trent: That's all I'm taking from you!
[pistol-whips Eros upside the head]


...I'm sure a lot of people will mention grade-D genre flicks like Plan 9 from Outer Space or Manos The Hands of Fate, but when someone with no experience and little money fails, it is much less impressive a spectacle than when someone with a lot of industry experience, connections and a bevy of corporate sponsors fails just as hard.

Umm, Waterworld??
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