Every scientist that's not work on inter universal transit allowing us to got to different planes of existance. Imagine his great your life could be if you visit the universe that your favorite movie takes place in, see your favorite game firsthand, go hang with the Space Marines, have fun with the ponies, get drunk with the Powder Gangers.
or be invaded by the forces of chaos, murdered by the hordes of Mehrunes Dagon, eaten by Alduin, infected with a zombie virus, obliterated by galactic empires, driven mad by Cthulhu, or killed by any number of murderous protagonists.
I want to slap congress for cutting off funding for the Superconducting Super collider. I also want to slap the Large Hadron collider, for being bigger than the Tevatron.