If you could slap an abstract, nonliving, anthropomorphic or : Othor Games

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:52 pm

I'll begin by saying that I would love to slap the History channel in the face. Stupid reality shows...

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:56 am

what a waste of my time these forums are....oh well.
id slap nature, id punch it square in face! at least the bad things about it anyway. but other than that im not interested in attacking anything thats not human.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:26 pm

Oh god. So many things.

Impatience. I'd like to slap impatience in the face. Confusion. And anger. Colonel Sanders. What is he so smug about all the time?

Also, the Post button. I'm always clicking it too early. And perfectionism, compulsion...

(Did I do this right? :bonk:

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» Sun May 13, 2012 6:43 am

I would like to slap the idea that popularity and quality are mutually exclusive.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:25 am

Gravity. If it wasn't for gravity I could just lazily float to work!

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:36 pm

Some other things I would like to slap in the face would be:
Pollen
The Common Cold
Camouflage shorts
Apple products
and Cuneiform

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:11 am

Colonel Sanders. What is he so smug about all the time?

Because he makes amazing chicken?

I'd slap my procrastination/apathy across the face

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:09 pm

I'd slap my procrastination/apathy across the face

So would I, if I could be bothered.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:54 am

Micheal Kirkbride.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:32 pm

Greed.

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:18 pm

Tribalism

(my console's better than your console! my game's better than your game! my religion/ethnicity/political party/sports team/beer/_______ is better than yours! )

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:36 pm

I'll begin by saying that I would love to slap the History channel in the face. Stupid reality shows...

I second the motion to slap History Channel and their "History: Made Every Day" slogan around.

I would also like to slap the concept of Agrarianism in the face, it's been a constant hindrance to the growth of my city.

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:14 am

Ignorance.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:40 am

Fox TV, Bethesda*, procrastination, the modern "music" industry, some other things that will get me warnings.

Note: I still love the products this company makes, but sometimes they just really make me want to introduce a chair to their collective face at high speed.

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:58 am

snooki, shes more fake then michael jackson

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:20 am

Tribalism

(my console's better than your console! my game's better than your game! my religion/ethnicity/political party/sports team/beer/_______ is better than yours! )

Seconded.

Also, most big-name game companies, particularly Activision and EA because they tend to ruin every game franchise they get their grubby little mitts on. See: WoW, Mercenaries, Spyro, Dragon Age, etc.

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:35 pm

I would smack ever single anti-Afrikaner [censored] in existence.

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:54 pm

I'd slap Fed Ex for waking me up in the afternoon. That and all the countries in the world for leaving their dead satellites orbiting Earth.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:46 am

I'd like to punch science right in the ovaries!

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:40 am

TIME.

The thing, not the magazine.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:55 am

I say everything.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:32 am

Selfishness. It's my believe that the world would be perfect if everyone did more for others than they did for themselves. I can explain further but I'll keep this brief for now.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:59 am

I'd like to slap my non-exclusion to the laws of physics. That's the only thing stopping me from realizing my dreams...

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:12 am

MLP

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:51 pm

Sleep. Imagine how much more there'd be to life if we didn't need to sleep. We'd be "living" one third longer than we functionally do.