If you could slap an abstract, nonliving, anthropomorphic or : Othor Games

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:50 pm

The History Channel isn't completely terrible. Where else would I learn about the possibility of aliens visiting ancient societies???

Oh yes that show is so informative: "I don't know... SO ALIENS."

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:53 am

I've always wanted to meet Slash so that I could punch him in the face, does he count as a metaphysical object?

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:43 am

how about the mis use of the word irony

its just down right blashphamous how most people use it for every thing that is coincidental.

"I feel a happy and its raining, that's ironic."

When i heard that one day while walking down the street I wanted to immediately pick up a passing German Shepard and throw it at that woman's face. :flame:

I've always wanted to meet Slash so that I could punch him in the face, does he count as a metaphysical object?

I think his hat does.

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:40 am

Barring political concepts (as they are taboo on this board), I'd want to punch in the face
-G4 (for replacing almost all their geeky programming with COPS - who could blame DirecTV for junking the channel after that?)
-The modern American music industry (for forcing mindless junk on us while ignoring real talent in music)
-The trend of girls favoring rich athletic jerks over nice geeky guys as boyfriends
-The close-minded hatred and bigotry against video games and progressive rock music

Tim (aka the Slipperman)

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:56 am

Slapping is too femine and weak, so I'll punch.

With that I will punch: Computers, law, human rights, telephones, cyber space, and vegetables and other things that are "good" for you but don't taste good.

-The modern American music industry (for forcing mindless junk on us while ignoring real talent in music)
-The trend of girls favoring rich athletic jerks over nice geeky guys as boyfriends
-The close-minded hatred and bigotry against video games and progressive rock music

- This as well, but it is easier to mass produce [censored] rather than finding really talented people.
- That's how its been since the dawn of anything, the smart guy just has to topple the muscle guy.
- There's hatred for gamers? I'll need to go outside and see if this is true

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:23 pm

Every politician since the neanderthall who conned the rest of his tribe into putting their mammoth meat into his leather super pack.

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:27 pm

Thread-compromisers! -- those people who, by their actions, get threads locked. You just got my thread locked! :swear:

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:41 pm

I'd slap the idea that we are superior and more important than other animals and our needs are more important than that health of the planet

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:11 pm

Reli *gets pulled off by a hook*

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:05 am

I'd slap the idea that we are superior and more important than other animals and our needs are more important than that health of the planet

As long as I can slap the idea that other animals aren't delicious

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:22 pm

I'd kill the person who thought it was a good idea to make dlcs for games.

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:01 pm

I'd kill the person who thought it was a good idea to make dlcs for games.

In general, DLC isn't a BAD thing. Look at things like The Shivering Isles. They can add awesome things there just weren't time to add to the base game. However, it's the companies who think it's a good idea to lock content on the disc and make you pay two or three dollars to unlock it. (I'm looking at you Volition :stare:

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» Sun May 13, 2012 2:43 pm

In general, DLC isn't a BAD thing. Look at things like The Shivering Isles. They can add awesome things there just weren't time to add to the base game. However, it's the companies who think it's a good idea to lock content on the disc and make you pay two or three dollars to unlock it. (I'm looking at you Volition :stare:

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Yeah, but Shivering Isles = Addon.

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:07 am

I'd kill the person who thought it was a good idea to make dlcs for games.

Yeah, DLC killed the expansion pack and got away with it, so it's time for some vigilante justice :stare:

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:17 am

Yeah, but Shivering Isles = Addon.

That's.....a really fair point. I miss GOOD additional content :sadvaultboy:

(Although I did like New Vegas's DLC)

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:30 pm

In before UR mom.

A slap really doesn't do any good. I'd like to obliterate entrentched stupidity.

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:44 am

Fate

Course I want to do more than slap that detestable creature in the face. svcks to know what the word "Death" means when you're 3 years old losing a relative in front of you when you're a child.

» Sun May 13, 2012 4:12 pm

God, I don't know, there aren't many abstract things that I'm mad at.
Stupidity and ignorance are the only things I can come up with.

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:19 am

I would like to slap non-accountability so hard that all those six figure bonuses for failure dropped right out of it's fat [censored].

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:13 pm

But then they'd have to live on only over a million pounds a year! You monster!

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:09 pm

In general, DLC isn't a BAD thing. Look at things like The Shivering Isles. They can add awesome things there just weren't time to add to the base game. However, it's the companies who think it's a good idea to lock content on the disc and make you pay two or three dollars to unlock it. (I'm looking at you Volition :stare:

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Expansion packs have existed for over a decade, which is pretty much what Shivering Isles is. It's DLC in that you can download it, but it's not the norm for DLC.

My problem with DLC is how companies now sell you stuff that used to be unlocked in-game. It's much more rewarding to clear a hard challenge and unlock something cool, than pull out your credit card and pay for it.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:03 pm

Gabe Newell though I'd rather kick him in the balls than slap him.

Same goes for Tony Blair.

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:12 am

Apple and then foxconnnnm

"Foxconn employees have a saying, "they use women as men and men as machines."

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:40 pm

A slap really doesn't do any good. I'd like to obliterate entrentched stupidity.

Problem is it is so entrenched you'd have to blow the whole planet apart.

» Sun May 13, 2012 12:06 pm

All the sports in the world and the wierdos who fanatically follow them.