You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when... : V - Skyrim

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:48 pm

when you ask a realitor how many bookcases, chests, and weapon racks/plaques there are

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:57 am

When you make some sweetrolls for yourself and suddenly realize what the fuss is all about. Those things are delicious!
When you see roadkill on the way to school and absurdly think to yourself, "Oh, it's an empty squirrel. No point searching that."
When drinking milk makes you feel ashamed.
When you miss the bus and consider fast-travel as an alternative until you remember that it... doesn't... exist...

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:53 pm

When you start walking around in the sneaking position, then proceed to grab your friend by the throat and throw them on the ground. (It was a great time!)

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:39 am

... when you try to intimidate a cop into not writing you a speeding ticket, reach for your backpack to grab a potion of resist shock just as you get tasered in the face, try to reload while you lay writhing in pain on the ground, then scream "I'm a Thane you idiot!" as you're being handcuffed. Also, once in jail you promise yourself to start perking lockpicking on your next level up when you fail to bust out.

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:46 am

... when you check STEAM and is shows 530 hours played.

... when you see a hawk fly overhead and you automatically start calculating the projectory an arrow would need to take it down.

... when see your neighbor's herb garden and can immediately think of three potions he could make.

... when you see a guy on a horse and wonder if he's in first person.

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:29 am

when you actually want to try grilled leeks just to see what all the fuss is about

they taste horrible HORRIBLE XD

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:00 pm

When drinking milk makes you feel ashamed.

When you ask the bartender for a meade...

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:43 pm

When you miss the bus and consider fast-travel as an alternative until you remember that it... doesn't... exist...

When you forget that time doesn't stop when you fast travel but advances by the amount of time it would've taken you to go from one place to another by the quickest route at the average speed you can run and sprint/trot and gallop without random encounters

When your ring tone is Malukah's The Dragonborn Comes

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:51 pm

when......Everyone that bought Skyrim in your friend circle looks to you for advice and tips. -.-

» Thu May 03, 2012 12:13 am

When you suddenly catch yourself humming the theme tune.

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:17 pm

When walking my dog i notice a purple flower springing up through a crack in the sidewalk and suddenly think... Lavender!....

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:28 pm

when......Everyone that bought Skyrim in your friend circle looks to you for advice and tips. -.-

That is how it was for me at first.. Now I am the only one of my friends that still plays it almost daily....

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:25 am

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother...." --- You know you are chanting it now and know all of the words!

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:24 pm

When walking my dog i notice a purple flower springing up through a crack in the sidewalk and suddenly think... Lavender!....

Hahahahahaha Good one !

» Thu May 03, 2012 4:32 am

When you've already seen like 6 of these kinds of threads.

» Wed May 02, 2012 10:51 pm

When you recite the words of the main theme to yourself (in the dragon tongue) only to snap out of it and notice you're sitting in class and a large majority of your classmates are staring at you in awkward silence.

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:50 pm

when you get pissed and want to use the Black Sacrament

» Thu May 03, 2012 12:03 am

You've been playing Skyrim too much when you constantly look up and start shouting at passing planes.

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:55 pm

When you know the answer to every question asked by your friends in a party chat.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:08 pm

I was actually tripping balls the other night and literally thought I was in Skyrim. I guess I texted my friend a huge speech about how we need to get rid of the Stormcloaks because they're poisoning our society :frog:

» Thu May 03, 2012 5:07 am

When you've been playing almost everyday since 11/11/11, and you still order the 4-disc soundtrack (please hurry), and you still can't wait for the DLC (please hurry faster).
When you have a Skyrim ringtone when your wife is calling.
When you have Skyrim wallpaper on your phone.
When your co-worker just started Skyrim and now you're offering unsolicited playing tips.
When it's vacation time and you're bummed because you can't play Skyrim at the in-laws.
When your signature is a quote from a Skyrim guard.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:33 pm

when your knees start to hurt

» Wed May 02, 2012 7:07 pm

Yorkshire!

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:18 pm

When you eat a whole cheese wheel thinking it will improve your health.

» Thu May 03, 2012 2:39 am

When driving in TX and seeing bluebonnet flowers lining the road and thinking, "Did I get enough Deathbell for Ingun?". This also happened to me playing Oblivion - "Should I pullover and get some more Deathbell?"