You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when...

Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:10 pm

When somone asks you to do somthing, and then you say right in front of them "quest added" they then stare at you weirdly.
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Yama Pi
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 3:29 pm

When you shout Fus Ro Dah and you're less RPG inclined friends ask you to explain and justify your actions.
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Crystal Clear
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 7:34 pm

You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when...you develop the restart disease.

You know you've been playing Skyrim WAY too long when...you finally find a cure to the restart disease.
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Auguste Bartholdi
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 3:16 am

when your not playing skyrim your on the forums and when your not on the forums your playing skyrim
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Lily Something
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 8:59 pm

...when you're out shopping with your girlfriend and you keep turning around to make sure she is still following you and didn't get stuck on anything.
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Jennifer Rose
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:20 pm

When you are searching in reallife and outside at walls, trees, ledges after hanging-moss everytime!
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Zoe Ratcliffe
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 9:18 pm

Something really shocks you and you say 'by the nine ...'
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Hairul Hafis
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:22 am

...when you're out shopping with your girlfriend and you keep turning around to make sure she is still following you and didn't get stuck on anything.

That right there was danged funny! Nice. :-D
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Lew.p
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 6:17 pm

...when you're out shopping with your girlfriend and you keep turning around to make sure she is still following you and didn't get stuck on anything.
LOL!!!
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Vahpie
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:33 pm

I live next to a river and I am afraid to go swimming cause of the slauterfish.
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MISS KEEP UR
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 3:28 am

When you go outside and then say, wow, this looks like skyrim, intead of the other way around.
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ShOrty
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:24 am

When somone asks you to do somthing, and then you say right in front of them "quest added" they then stare at you weirdly.

As well they should.
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Undisclosed Desires
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 1:53 pm

When you eat a whole cheese wheel thinking it will improve your health.

Brilliant.
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Alexandra walker
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 2:11 pm

...when you're out shopping with your girlfriend and you keep turning around to make sure she is still following you and didn't get stuck on anything.

Ha. Then when you ask her for money she says, "I'm sworn to carry your burdens".
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Mel E
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 9:39 pm

When you say "For the Love of Talos" when struggling with keys to open your House door.

Fun, because it's a true story :rofl:
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Jade
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:03 am

I was actually tripping balls the other night and literally thought I was in Skyrim. I guess I texted my friend a huge speech about how we need to get rid of the Stormcloaks because they're poisoning our society :frog:

If you're serious, that's pretty funny. Reminds me of high school (many, many moons ago). Those were some great times I'm glad I'll never repeat aside from putting them on the memory turntable.
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Miss Hayley
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 4:13 am

When your game doesn't work anymore...
Sorry if someone said this already but there is no way I am reading 4 pages of this or one for that matter...
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Suzy Santana
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:48 pm

when you think about mixing pizza and coca-cola together to see what kind of potion it makes. I had been crafting potions all day and this thought came to my mind while I was eating with some friends... Not a good sign
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:24 am

I was actually tripping balls the other night and literally thought I was in Skyrim. I guess I texted my friend a huge speech about how we need to get rid of the Stormcloaks because they're poisoning our society :frog:

I guess I must be too old to understand this, but what exactly is "tripping balls"?

And on-topic: You know you've been playing Skyrim too much when you are outside and a shadow passes over you, so you look up wondering if that dragon is gonna actually land or not, and if so do you have enough potions to withstand another dragon fight!
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Sabrina Steige
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:58 am

I guess I must be too old to understand this, but what exactly is "tripping balls"?

Means he was under the influence of a (most likely) illegal substance that was causing him to lollygag experience an altered state of consciousness . :angel:
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roxxii lenaghan
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 2:54 pm

I guess I must be too old to understand this, but what exactly is "tripping balls"?

And on-topic: You know you've been playing Skyrim too much when you are outside and a shadow passes over you, so you look up wondering if that dragon is gonna actually land or not, and if so do you have enough potions to withstand another dragon fight!

The effects of psychedelic drug use picked up the moniker "tripping balls" at some point in the 80s, I believe.
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Averielle Garcia
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAYYYtouRE&ob=av3e
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Alada Vaginah
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 3:38 am

i've definitely tried to harvest ingredients once or twice in the real world.

oh and this guy: http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1369010-had-a-weird-dream-last-night/page__fromsearch__1
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Danielle Brown
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 8:43 pm

You don't remember what the vanillia game was like...
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Jason Rice
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:34 pm

while giving directions you replace similar sounding names with skyrim locations............

when you name your dog Dovahkiin..........

when you find yourself hiding from people until you know if their hostile or not.........

while sick you ask your wife for the cure cough potion.......

when you start collecting scrap metal to melt down into ingots.......

when you refer to your age as your level.........
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